Chocolate Liar

The opposite of a chocolate lover. Person who claims to love chocolate, but doesn't eat it because they may get fat.

Linda for a girl who raves about loving chocolate and never eating it, you are a chocolate liar.

by AdamJak December 9, 2014

Parallel liar

Someone whose lies never meet up ( like parallel lines)

{insert African accent}
That boy is such a parallel liar, don't trust him
Her lies never meet up, she's the definition of a parallel liar
Never trust these parallel liars

by Chocolate swirl xxx November 9, 2017

Lil Liar

Lil Liar is an alternative rock music artist from the UK.

Lil Liar is a music artist

by RealLilLiar September 13, 2020

Are you calling my mum a liar?

Widely considered to be the ultimate response when backed into an argumentative corner, this phrase has revolutionised academic debate since its inception in the early 17th century.

John Stuart Mill: Immanuel, I believe we should define the rightness of actions by a consequentialist theory of ethics.

Kant: Are you calling my mum a liar?

JS Mill: What? No....

Kant: Well shut up then.

by Mook November 12, 2004

Are you calling my mum a liar?

The ultimate comeback to any request, insult, or question. Completely and utterably unanswerable.

Delia Smith: Now we just need to drain the parsnips, and Gordon could you spread the Italian Pesto over those pheasant breasts?

Gordon Ramsay: Are you calling my mum a liar?

Delia Smith: Am I what? No, of course not...what do you mean?

Gordon Ramsay: Well F*ck off then.

by ObviouslyDizzle December 11, 2006

bad liar

A person who try's to lie but they are so shit at lying that everyone knows the truth that they are lying these people are usually associated with women

(I don't talk to David don't be silly he's just a friend I love you )-Bad Liar

by Aniggawhogotplayed April 24, 2017

cunt liar

the worst kind of liar you can think of; a repetitive, down and dirty - nasty liar
one that can never say anything but a lie
no truth ever passes through his or her lips

"If I have to listen to one more word from you, cunt liar, I think I'll kill you!"

by moonmaydn February 14, 2012