LANDMASTER

to protect and serve a certain proximity of space or territory. no such thing as a LANDMASTER. or is it?*gasp* Not cliche enough for ya.... wellz ask yur infested sister for sum dick licking skills

David Sakurai > so called landmaster "word creater" is the perfect example of a fucking gaylord taking it through the back door 40 times a week from his boppyhead fans

by SGT.PLOW February 1, 2008

Lanecaster

Rednecks, Where their favorite hangout is at Mcdonalds.

Lanecaster is all about the mcdonalds and the tim hortons

by abcdefghiKJ? June 20, 2009

A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

LACASTROPHE

LACASTROPHE (LA'CASS>TRO-FEE);

1) DEFINED AS ONE WHO NEVER HAS A GLASS HALF FULL. MURPHY'S LAW HAS PICKED THIS PERSON AS IT'S POSTER CHILD.

2) THE PERSON WHO COINED THE TERM WINNING (CHARLIE SHEEN YOU CAME SECOND).

3) AN UNAVOIDABLE MESS THAT IS DESTINED TO HAPPEN AT THE WORST POSSIBLE TIME, PLACE, SITUATION OR EVENT.

I walked into service today and it was a lacastrophe; tech's where yelling, customers where crying and ASM's where melting down.

by Berlin Speak March 31, 2011

Lancashire virus

The latest strain of covid19 coming from the United kingdom. Named after a very British sounding tea instead of corona.

Y'all have heard if coronavirus, now get ready for Lancashire virus!

by BlameTheJews1488 January 5, 2021

Lancashire Hotpot

An enema follow up

First I gave her a fresh coffee enema, then stuck my junk in her arse and followed up with a Lancashire Hotpot

by ginks May 11, 2021

Lanchester

Lanchester is quite possibly the most boring and mundane place you could visit, some would say they would rather be in Guantanamo bay than visit Lanchester. The only place to go for the smallest bit of enjoyment is the water treatment plant down the line but sadly its fenced off and they dont let you operate the heavy machinery,

Person 1: What happened to that guy who was meant to be sent to death row?
Person 2: I dont know man i think they sent him to Lanchester instead, it is more mentally degrading being there.

by Gnome6969 June 25, 2021