Got Laid Parade 

Another term for the walk of shame. Why should it be shameful if two people have some fun throwing each other around?

"Dude..I went home after the bar to that chick's place and did her. Didn't even give her my number this morning. She just said thanks as I walked out the door!"
*high five*
Friend says, "Sweet! You did the Got Laid Parade!"

Got Laid Parade by ImSchindizzle June 6, 2014

and then I got laid 

An expression attached to the end of a horribly told or terribly boring story as an attempt to salvage the amusement of the audience.

Last night I was at a party and there was this girls that I thought I new but then when I got a little closer I realized it wasn't the girl I thought it was...and then I got laid.

and then I got laid by WestSideMcFly May 20, 2010

get laid picks 

Slang for guitar picks, drawing on the notion that having a guitar pick among your pocket's contents will impress a girl (generally in a bar) to the extent that it's like a free pass towards sexual relations in the near future.

Q: "Do you have enough cash for another round?"
A: "Nope, all I've got in here is my keys, some change, and a few get laid picks."

get laid picks by Joe-G! January 3, 2006

fried, dyed, and laid to the side 

refers to over permed, over colored, overstyled hair. This style usually found on those over the age of 30

damn, her hair looks fried, dyed, and laid to the side. she needs to start over...whew!

fried, dyed, and laid to the side by Analogue August 28, 2005

Have fun, get laid 

Have fun, get laid.
- Alternative way of saying goodbye.

- See ya tomorrow!
- Ok! Have fun, get laid! ;)

Have fun, get laid by M8io-G and PhatMark August 31, 2010

get laid picks 

Slang for guitar picks, drawing on the notion that having a guitar pick in your pocket will impress a girl (usually in a bar) to the extent that it's like a free pass towards sexual relations in the near future.

Q: "Do you have enough cash for another round?"
A: "Nope, all I've got in here is my keys, some change, and a few get laid picks."

get laid picks by Joe-G! July 25, 2008

'ol laid 

Means "mother" in Ireland, typically used in Cork slang.

"C'mere to me lad, I saw your 'ol laid last night and she was savage."

"How's your 'ol laid? I heard she's up the walls with work!"

"My 'ol laid got laid last night, he laid it into her while she layed!"

"The 'ol laid got the dole today, she'll be on the jar tonight I'd say!"

'ol laid by CorkBoi101 June 2, 2010