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Soup Kitchen

when a bunch of homeless men or women have an orgy in an abandoned car
Check out that soup kitchen going on in the Walmart parking lot.
by Atticus Macbeth August 8, 2010
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Kitchen Snow

The little bits of regular or chipped ice that get left behind when someone fills up a glass that no one bothers to pick up afterwards. Often gets dog-vacuumed.
DAMNIT. I was walking through the kitchen barefoot when I hit a patch of kitchen snow.
by MatticusSwan July 18, 2010
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Dutch Kitchen

The extreme version of a dutch oven, taking a dump, then locking your friend in the bathroom.

Also known as a shit lockdown.

Feel free to try this at home ya'll!
Person 1: Dude, there's a huge spider in the bathroom!

Person 2: No there isn't.. Wtf is that janky smell?

Person 1: DAMN, YOU JUST GOT DUTCH KITCHENED!
by Sydanda Nargel October 13, 2011
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Kitchen dweller

1. a woman in a kitchen
2. a name for a women not doing her job
3. someone in the kitchen for a long time
The kitchen dweller made me a sandwhich

The kitchen dweller was breaking her rule buy being let out of the kitchen without permission
by LOL Women May 4, 2011
mugGet the Kitchen dwellermug.

Back to the kitchen

A phrase used to send a Basic Bitch to the kitchen when she does something so unwanted that people don't mind using a slightly sexist remark because this is the only way that can calm down a Basic Bitch.

It's not offensive or sexist to use, especially when it's used to establish peace.

See also: Begone Thot
Debra: "We should call ourself womyn, the word 'woman' is so sexist"
Rick: "Back to the kitchen"
*Debra goes back to the kitchen*
by thanksforlettingmedothis March 11, 2020
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Soup Kitchen

A bunch of old homeless dudes that had an orgy in a car.
*Police Radio*: Detective, we found your car.
Will Ferrell: Great.
*Police Radio*: It was literally giving a hummer to a hummer.
Will Ferrell: You find anything?
Police Investigator: Yeah, we found a lot of stuff. Bodily fluid and hair samples, we determine a bunch of old homeless dudes had an orgy in the car.
Will Ferrell: Oh god.
Police Investigator: Yeah, you know what's that called when they do that in there? It's called a Soup Kitchen. It's a pretty rough stuff. Not long after that, a mama raccoon came along and *sniff* gave birth on the floor. Found a deer vagina.
Will Ferrell: Awww, what?!
Police Investigator: That could've just been there from before though. We thought it was human lips at first. I've never seen so many fluids.
by Chronic Masturbater November 30, 2011
mugGet the Soup Kitchenmug.

kitchen whore

Another way of saying 'mum'
me - oi! KITCHEN WHORE! make me a sandwich.
mum - yes master :'(
by BigC33 December 11, 2011
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