Kaiden

A guy who will use you and also put you down a lot. He’s the guy that was an icon in middle school and really fun, but the second he started high school he became an absolute dick.

Girl: omg he’s cute!! Who is that??
Another girl: that’s Kaiden. Stay away from him.
Girl: why?
Another girl: he’s a dick.

by dinosaurbanger December 28, 2023

Kaiden

Someone who has a mom that sounds like Nicki Minaj.

I swear bro that dude is a kaiden

by 3 boat island treasure soother January 26, 2022

Kaiden

Most sexist man alive, he will make you CREAM in your pants, Kaiden is the most amazing funniest guy ever. Best at yelling CREAM.

Did you see Kaiden he’s so sexy.

by Emma547 May 29, 2021

Kaiden

He has a huge dick and the biggest dick in the entire world that destroys your pussy

I just got ducked down by kaiden

by sexyasiancat November 21, 2023

Kaiden

Kaiden is Kaiden. - alley (his gf back off)

kaiden is alleys bf

by anonymous November 22, 2021

Kaiden fever

When your so down bad for Kaiden and everything he says and does makes you want to scream bc he's so hot and like he can do anything to you and you wouldn't even care

Kaiden: *laughs*

Me: "your giving me Kaiden fever"

by xxhopes March 16, 2023

Kaiden

A word to describe a man with an abnormally small penis. Kaiden’s are redneck hillbillies with nearly no teeth think that their shit don’t stink. Their sisters are whores and their trucks are pieces of shit.

Girl 1: do you see that guy over there? He’s kinda hot.
Girl 2: oh yeah I know him he’s a Kaiden
Girl 1: damn nevermind

by Ejgivesbjstokaidenandviceversa March 24, 2024