A fat boy who dreams of having sex with every woman he meets. He will enjoy it every time but the woman will not.
by jeadafuwefduhefdiiuehjfdkehdkf September 11, 2020
The man, the myth, the legend.
Doesn't play Magic: The Gathering as a job or side hustle.
Doesn't have a 9-5
Doesn't have a crib.
Doesnt have first girlfriend in his 30s who likes being fully masked and fully encased.
Doesn't like American style dating.
Doesn't play Magic: The Gathering as a job or side hustle.
Doesn't have a 9-5
Doesn't have a crib.
Doesnt have first girlfriend in his 30s who likes being fully masked and fully encased.
Doesn't like American style dating.
by racecarwhisper April 18, 2023
I look like a cold person who doesn't slime or laugh but I'm a very kind, loyal and emotional, sensitive person, I would love to help everyone around me. I don't wanna hurt anybody. I would love to be the best husband for my wife and kids, I try my best to be a good son for my family.
by Kimdaejung November 22, 2021
Person 1: Did you hear that Brady proposed to Mickey Mouse and got rejected?
Person 2: Yeah, he’s such a Tristan Junge.
Person 2: Yeah, he’s such a Tristan Junge.
by MagicEnder September 26, 2023
THE MOST AMAZING HUMAN BEING ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH HE IS BEAUTIFUL TALENTED AND KIND U WILL NEVER EVER (lmao got7) FIND SOMEONE MORE AMAZING
by Junghoseok9285 July 21, 2018