john nolan

he might be a sexbot
but he's a hot sexbot

john nolan is a sexbot

by rubyroobs July 10, 2009

John Petrucci

See God.

Guitarist for legendary New York progressive metal band Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment and solo artist.

Can play up to 2 billion notes per second, but when he does people die, so he keeps it low...around 2000.

John Petrucci > You

John Petrucci: "Yes, I am your god."
Everyone: (worships)

by dethmaiden91 May 2, 2008

John willmott

A shit school wiv a racist head teacher who looks like hogwarts

U go to John willmott enit

by Beastty August 8, 2019

Ark John Keats Academy

The most strictest fakest roadman school ever. Teachers are bare giving checks (warnings) and catch ups (detentions) for no reason and they don't even tell you until they read out the list. Teachers don't do shit at that school and serve the most unseasoned food ever . Worse than white people food . And they also won't let you sit down at lunch until they say so and they won't let you run in the courtyard bc they say we have "no energy to burn down" the excuses. Also there are bare bullies/fake ppl roaming there and teachers dgaf. Worst school in Enfield Idek how Ofsted rated it outstanding. And they are always bragging that we are in the best school ever when ppl go there bc our parent's cant afford a private school . Teachers literally come into your class just to use their phones then leave like what was the fucking point but then we can't use our phones? Also the teacher stalk you all the way home man. Bare creeps. The school is a fucking hell hole . Also the school confiscates your phone for 2 weeks and excludes you for using it "inappropriately"🙄🔫💔✋🏽🗡🔵

A new person in AJK: First day at school!

AJK: Welcome to your first day at hell.

Ark John Keats Academy is a Hell school, safe yourselfs.

by Your deceased nan xoxo November 21, 2020

john entwistle

the greatest bassist ever in rock and roll

for prove of his amazing skills on bass guitar buy the kids are alright dvd special edition from your local music store

by qanderson April 5, 2005

John Jameson

man who could not leave a barrel of whiskey behind, fought off a sea monster, and showed up for his own funeral in his home of Ireland.

In the great storm of 1781 John Jameson lost a barrel of his beloved whiskey. He said goodbye to the crew and went in after it.

by Irish Legend October 15, 2009

JohnontheRadio

An Ambiguous Male who goes by the name of John On The Radio/John and Toby. Not yet reached 1 million but by recording with the one and only Fitz, he'll get there soon enough. He is shipped with Fitz and Kryozgaming and is apart of the Gay Baby Gang and the misfits (number one podcast on iTunes). Show the ambiguous princess some love will ya'?

JohnontheRadio is an Ambiguous Male/Ambiguous Princess

by Foreverloving101 September 18, 2018