Ines

The best girl in the world. Beautiful, caring, tender, generous, smart and loving. Always knows how to make everyone feel happy and better about themselves. If you ever fall in love with Inês be careful, despite her awesomeness she doesn't let herself be used so prove you are the best in order to get her, but be ready to be turned down a few times. Ines is extremely funny and is always ready for a laugh. If you get an Ines in your life cherish her well because you are probably not worth her and you don't want her to find that out.

Guy with high expectations: ines would you want to go out on a date with me?

Ines: well I like you but I don't think we can be more than friends but I don't want to make you feel bad and I'm sorry for turning you down, but we can still be friends and you can count on me.

Guy with high expectations: I'm sad but.you were so sweet, I'm even more in love with you now.

Guy: you're so pretty what's your name?

Girl: oh thank you, my name is Ines.

Guy: it was obvious why did I even ask?

by BearerOfTruth (trust me) October 18, 2018

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Get the Inesmug.

innings limit

Someone who is not a team player. They only care about their own individual success and financial gain, not the goals of the team. Someone who is incapable of making their own decisions and is easily influenced by their self serving agent.

Etymology of the word comes from the innings limit king Matt Harvey of the New York Mets.

You don't want to do any of the hard work. You just want to reap the rewards when the team succeeds. You are such an innings limit.

by DefinerofMLBterms December 11, 2015

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