drawer of horrors

Your mother’s sex toys

My step-father pulls out a vibrator from my mothers drawer of horrors and says “it’s a back massager.”

by sonofacoochie February 06, 2022

Smock Drawer

Sock drawer for your smocks. A sign of elegance, taste, and class.

Every visitor to my home is permitted to wear one of my smocks. Please select one to your liking from my smock drawer.

by Newton Orchid October 08, 2018

Tuna drawer

Derogatory slang for vagina

She wouldn’t stop talking back so I punched her in the ‘ol tuna drawer

by Josh is my name July 12, 2020

Poop Drawer

A person that draws poop for commissions online to people with a scat fetish; it’s a very secret and private art world, but the community is big like some shits. ;)

Drawer 1: So what do you draw for people?
Hot Drawer Girl 4: I make overpriced drawings and 3d animations of shit :>
Drawer 1: Oh… your a poop drawer…

(he ran far away that day some might even say he’s still running.

by Ciel.5 December 23, 2024

toys in the top drawer

When a man, while a woman is asleep, slips his penis in her cleavage under her bra strap and wakes her by tickling her nose with his testicles.

He woke her up on the couch by slipping his "toys in the top drawer " and resting his testicles on her upper lip.

by Poison puppy July 03, 2017

not in my spoon drawer

When someone doesn't have mental or physical resources for something.

Another variation of usage of The Spoon Theory by Christine Miserandino ( butyoudontlooksick.com/spoons.htm )

I am going to do the laundry and change the bed, but dusting and preparing dinner is definetely not in my spoon drawer tonight.

We are not talking about politics at this table. I don't have that in my spoon drawer.

by DavilMorn April 04, 2024

juicing drawers

When a person has diarrhea and shits their pants. Also related to a shart.

I had diarrhea so bad, I was juicing drawers.

by vamptink October 03, 2013