wicker chair

Wicker Chair – Military slang term for practitioners of the Wiccan religion.

Drill SGT – “Soldier! What in the hell are you doing with that damn pentagram ring on?”

Fat chick with dyed red hair - “It’s part of my religion I’m not a devil worshiper or a witch, I worship nature and have both a god and a goddess and blah blah blah I’m so freakin’ unique and special and blah blah blah the three fold law and blah blah blah candles and covens and ….. ”

(45 min later)

Drill SGT - “Right….. so you’re one of those freaking wicker chair people that play Dungeons and Dragons and dance around a fire naked with a bunch of other fat retards while listening to that crappy Celtic music. Carry on.”

by Trav March 28, 2005

Kick the chair

To commit suicide. Such as doing yourself in by kicking a chair out from underneath you to hang yourself.

"Dude, did you hear about Kurt Cobain?"
"Yeah man, I heard Courtney basically made him kick the chair. It's a shame."

by KDaviss August 06, 2009

Hair Chair

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Hair Chair.

by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008

Proper Chair

A very nice, genuine chair. Does not necessarily have to be new or in good condition.

Come have a seat here in the proper chair.

by DolemiteNY2K July 15, 2010

Ghost-Chairing

When You Move A Chair With your Feet while sitting across the desk And Say There's a "Ghost chair!"

Person 1: YO DAWG THE CHAIR IS MOVING BY ITS SELF!
Person 2: YO THAT CRAZY OH WAIT YOUR Ghost-Chairing!

by James & Matthew March 14, 2020

chair pirating

the practice of stealing a person's seat when they temporarily leave it vacant. very common when there is an abundance of people with a limited number of places to sit.

"Don't steal my chair, bro, I call no chair pirating."
"I just got up for a mountain dew and he chair pirated me!"

by xbridgebridge August 08, 2009

Reclining chair

When a girl is sitting on your face, she switches your mouth from her vagina to her ass.

Sean: Sarah was sitting on my face, letting me lick that pussy, then she pulled a reclining chair!

Travis: Yuck man that's so gross

by Dikinthecup1 June 20, 2015