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Immortal Champagne

When you get so drunk that it seems like the champagne bottle isn't emptying.
Matt: OMG, THIS CHAMPAGNE IS NEVER ENDING
Dylan: iMMORTAL cHAMPAGNE!!!
by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015
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malz is immortal btw

malz is immortal and has a massive cock ive seen it many times. also his cock is so big that it has to wrap around his leg 14 times. he is also lightskin so he can steal ur girl any day of the week
yo did you know what malz is immortal btw and has a massive shlong
by Emkayytheplug August 18, 2021
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Immortal Beauty

I have a thing for mixed race babes, especially Eurasian girls. I find some so beautiful, I call them “Immortal Beauties.” I hope to court and wed an “Immortal Beauties” someday. If I raise interest to your eyes and ponder to wonder, please feel free and at liberty to PM me. -Internet person on the post of an Immortal Beauty
by Halfie06 June 26, 2023
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immortal monkey

There is a monkey that has a necklace that makes him immortal and if you try to touch him, or the necklace, you will instantly die. The necklace originates from the Aztecs. If you see them, run, and alert local authorities.
by Necklace Hunter December 13, 2021
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<.7.9.7.6.>Vanessa Lynn Williams Is Sincerely Jealous Of Immortality To No End, Curious George<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>Vanessa Lynn Williams Is Sincerely Jealous Of Immortality To No End, Curious George<.7.9.7.6.>
by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025
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Boston Police Gets To Send And Receive Oral Sexual Intercourse And The New York Police Department Gets One Question: "If Soho By Sparta Grants Immortality, Why Could I Grant It?"
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