The way I am

Talk like a poet.
Being romantic like love songs.
Dance like King Kong.
Proudly live like the monarchy.

The way I am
certainly is not as same as Sam.

Charming and a little bit lame,
that's the way I am.

Bonus:
«I have a hard time visualizing what a dancing King Kong looks like 🤣😂»

by Infinity® August 28, 2023

I'm not as think as you drunk I am.

A spoof, often on a t-shirt, of someone who is so drunk that they begin to confuse words in a sentence with other words, and switch their places, often after an all night party.

"Joe, you can't drive home, you're wasted."
"Yeah, I'll drive you man."
"Nah, guys, don't worry about it. I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

by Conman140069 January 5, 2010

i am the table

Something to scream when you are so angry but your parents/Teacher/Relatives are nearby so you can't swear. Also one of the greatest lyrics used by Metallica's James Hetfield ever.

"SON OF A BIT-.....*sigh*.....I AM THE TABLE!"

"I am the view
I am the table
I am the view
I am the table
I am all this!
I am the root, the progress, the aggressor
I am the table
I am the ten stories
I am the table!
I am, I am, I am, I am!
I ammmmmm!"

by KinZil March 11, 2017

I am living in your walls

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Person: Hey... I have extreme Paranoia is that okay with you?
You: I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS

by AstroDan November 23, 2021

i am fine

The sentence women use mere moments before unleashing hell at a nearby male.

1. I am fine, Charlotte said while she slowly murdered Jacob with her eyes.

2. It's fine. "the beginning of apocalypse now 2"

by The second son of John August 10, 2016

I am Lemon

A game in which one proclaims "I am lemon!" and then strikes the lemon (or any other citrus fruit) against one's forehead until the fruit breaks and citric acid goes into your eye. Warning: Do not play this game with anything other than citrus fruits as severe concussion or charges of assault may proceed.

Dani: I just totes played 'I am Lemon'. It took 22 hits for the citric acid to enter my eye.

Brendan: You're a dumb ass. It's all about 'I am coconut'.

by Fruitthrower May 25, 2013

i am very bored

its 1:24 am, and for some reason i created this definition, because

i am very bored.

by ialsocreatedanaccountfor1word November 19, 2018