i love you

three words that don't mean shit. is always a lie if it is just used by itself. the only time it's for real is if that person says more to it.

"i love you"
LIE..

"i love you. you make me feel so special. thanks for being there for me, man."
TRUE...

by danny the girl May 05, 2005

i love you

The pick up line that stopped working in the eighties. Saying it too quickly will undoubtably result in you looking like a crazy stalker.

Girl 1:...and then he said "I love you Carol!".
Girl 2: He loves you? But you've only met him twice...
Girl 1: I know and allready he's getting all clingy!
Girl 2: He's such a stalker...

by Michael Heroin February 02, 2006

i love you

The three words that boys use to get into a girl's pants.

Boy: I love you.
Girl: Aww I love you too!
Boy: Can we have sex now?!?!?

by seth_cohen_fan January 15, 2006

I love this game

Term used when some bull shit happens causing you to lose.

"I got blue shelled on the line, I love this game"

"Every time I peak I get 1 tapped, I love this game"

"Fall mountian... I love this game"

by Silver 1 GAMER September 23, 2020

I love u

Leo : do you love me?
Me : yes, I love you
Leo : say more
Me : i love you, i love you, i love youuu more

. i love you...............i love youu

i love you love.......love you love u

i love you i love u....i love you i love u

i love you i love you and love you love

i love you love you and love you love

i love you i love you i love you i love

i love you and love you love youu

i love you i love you love you

i love you i love you i love

i love you i love youu

and always love

i love you

love

by Steroo March 23, 2022

I love college

A terrible, terrible song written and performed by suburban white-boy Asher Roth. It is the rich, suburban, frat-boy national anthem. Incredibly disgraceful with terrible, meaningless lyrics that make you cry on the inside because it reminds you of depressing America is.

Lyrics:
"That party last night was awfully crazy I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completely naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed but my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3, wake up at 10, go out to eat then do it again
Man, I love college"


"Asher Roth is so white, he doesn't even try to be a wigger; he just wears American Eagle and Abercrombie all day like everyone else from his wonderful suburb."

Non-US Citizen: ' "I Love College"? Why would anyone pay for this shit?"

by ljaoacvchekisez April 06, 2009

I love you

the three most difficult words to say and when you say them, it always seems too late

Rose: I love you
Ten: ...quite right too. And I suppose if it's my last chance to say it Rose Tyler I--

by Winter Alyson February 14, 2015