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Hobosexual

A man that enters into a relationship to keep from being homeless.
That Stew Butterfield is such a hobosexual !!!!
by Ransom1CS2 August 8, 2021
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hobosexual

Trevor lives on a train, what a hobosexual!
by broke/as/a/joke September 13, 2014
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Hobosexual

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A person who is unable to care for themselves but not allowed to live at home so they jump into meaningless relationships for a place to live and someone to take care of them.
Amanda doesn’t even want to be with Chris but she is a hobosexual... eventually she will find someone new to mooch off of.
by ItsFuckingFunny December 17, 2019
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Hobosexual

A sexual preference whereby an individual is particularly attracted to tramps or homeless people.
They’re such a hobosexual, they’re always going up to London to meet new tramps.
by Ur nans mum June 5, 2024
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Hobosexual

Someone who just comes out of prison and needs a place to live
Robert Nowlin is such a hobosexual
by Whoreman76 May 23, 2025
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Hobosexual

A woman or man who has a pattern of moving in with a new male or female hook up too early in their relationship. Their relationships have a pattern of moving in with a hook up, becoming serious with them too fast so they can avoid being homeless & alone, & ruining that relationship. They might have a roster of male or female friends on their phone they use for casual sex or validation just in case their main relationship fails. A female or male hobosexual who lacks honesty, integrity and self esteem will cheat & lie to the person they choose to move in with. This subconsciously forces them to find a new person to have sex with so they can have a place to stay. This cycle keeps repeating because they depend on the male or female validation of their lovers instead of loving themselves. Hobosexuals can suffer from mental health conditions, trauma, narcissism, a lack of self-awareness, and a lack of self-worth.
Every hobosexual is capable of being alone, happy, honest, and a better person. Once they stop the pattern of hopping from dick to dick for a place to stay, they can move into their own apartment and live there completely alone without depending on relationships as a source of housing when there is no foundation of real love, friendship or respect.
by bestreadsbestkarma February 19, 2025
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hobosexual

the sexual oriantation where you are only sexualy atracted to homless people
man that one guy in that one ally is realy hot i think i might be a hobosexual
by Realtmontana June 26, 2022
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