Skip to main content

Lazy Hitch hiker 

lazy hitch hiker is the man that sits next to the road with his thumb out rather than standing or walking.

Alternate definition:
A sign sold by Midnights Madness in the form of a giant thumb to help lazy hitch hikers get more rides.
www.midnightsun88888.blogspot.com
I'm not picking up that lazy hitch hiker. that guy is so lazy he can barely stick his thumb out.
Lazy Hitch hiker mug front
Get the Lazy Hitch hiker mug.
See more merch
hikety is the new goart!!!
whoah! ive got hrh fifty hikety up in this atonamouse community, squeak squeak!
hikety by quazi May 22, 2008

hikeningrod 

A single piece non telescopic hiking pole typically found in a pair traditionally used for forcibly striking spruce trees which impede travel.
The gang of thugish spruce trees crept up on the unsuspecting bushwhacker as he approached 3000 feet of elevation. With sweaty palms and a tinge of fear the bushwhacker unsheathed his mighty bent hikeningrods which he wielded with the confidence and skill of a Jedi. He thrashed his way through wave upon unrelenting wave of spruce and fir until reaching the summit canister of a thousand triumphs!
hikeningrod by marchowes February 28, 2009
Singing with your friends to cheesy 80s songs while walking through the forest.
Why does everyone sing Simon and Garfunkle songs while hiking? ... Everyone knows they're hikeoke standards!
hikeoke by brolapsed November 6, 2010

hikes joy 

Jasmine thought the joke was hikes joy: hikes joy
hikes joy by hikes joy July 4, 2016
B: you know I didn't sleep with that girl.

K: I thought you were gay
B: You weren't saying that when we were all hiked up last night!!
hiked up by Sexy white panther January 30, 2018
Fucking on a hike. Especially under trees 🌲
I hikefucked Marlene under a tree.
hikefuck by madmanmc August 26, 2018