3-mile hike

Cockney rhyming slang for 'dyke'

Hey man, I tried pulling that doris over there but she wasn't interested. Clearly she must be a 3-mile hike.

by Conrad Fado October 7, 2011

swaggy hiking star

Someone who got their name off a children's website random name generator. Or just utterly dumb

Yea. You know Cathy? She's a real Swaggy hiking star

by CrashBandicut February 25, 2017

blue light hitch hike

When an emergency vehicle comes past and while everyone pulls over to let it through, you get in lane behind it and follow it through all the traffic

Was stuck in a mad traffic jam and I thought I was gonna be late but a fire truck came by so I got to blue light hitch hike all the way here

by 01209 July 26, 2018

That's like hiking without high heels!

Used when talking about a really bad idea or something that seems very hard to do

"Let's write an Octave function with many for loops"
"Dude! That's like hiking without high heels!"

by Idoger Bontes October 4, 2018

a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain

something really fucking stupid and unnecessary

"That's like taking a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"

"Your mom's so stupid she took a hike through Poison Ivy Mountain"

by rodjuree July 6, 2008

Costco-hiking

A popular sport practiced by flatlanders and other mid-west inhabitants consisting of envying nature FB friends post and then trying to imitate with disappointing results.

The best part of hiking at Rock Cut state park is the Costco-hiking on the way back home...

by Making wonders September 25, 2020

no-joke hikes

No joke hikes are hikes that more than a "hike" in the suburbs, where moms go to the park for a 30 minute "hike" and then head to the bar. No joke hikes are at least four miles long, you may even schedule your vacations to have these types of hikes in them and they are not an excuse just to head to the bar.

Me: I have to get in shape for this trip?
Them: Where are you going?
Me: I'm hiking the Canyonlands in April with the Explorer Chicks. Our longest hike is 11 miles. Others are 5 miles.
Them: WoW! Thats a no-joke hikes!

by Siouxsie Supertramp January 11, 2021