hide your boner

A command meaning chill out or calm down.

"DUDE!!! THAT MOVIE IS SO FUCKING AWESOME!! IT CHANGED MY LIFE!! OMGOMGOMGOMG"
"hide your boner."

by pseudonyms.are.gay March 15, 2009

Hideawk

A combination between the words hideous and awkward.
A word used to define the most hideous people out there. People so ugly you can't look at them due to risk of going blind.

Person 1: Ew, she's so ugly.
Person 2: A definite hideawk.

by The Beep Ups July 6, 2012

Hide malfunction

when you are using the "Hide" function on one of your boring or annoying friends, but they still appear on your news feed

Lara: he is on my hide list but i still can see his status updates on my news feed
suk: Hide malfunction!

by sabitch February 6, 2010

hidash

hash, marijuana

"Now Jersey's on max so pass the dutchie on the lefthand side
Hide the hidash, in case we cridash, in my ride."

-Redman, 'Green Island'

by paca_jablowny March 8, 2011

hide the sea monster

This is a slang term for sex in a hot tub.

Roy and Julie are in the Jacuzzi, playing hide the sea monster.

by K Joyce August 2, 2012

hide the bone

Hide the penis when a man gets an erection.

I have to hide the bone every time I see that chick.

by Tatabrazilian March 17, 2014

hide and go fap

A party game where participants hide and try to finish masturbating without getting caught by the seeker. If caught, you have to eat your jizz when finished.

Yo dude, have you played hide and go fap?
Ya, I ate my own jizz.

by Dan's Vans September 2, 2016