hermit crab

a crab that wants to be alone

The hermit crab was on an island, all alone

by Derp_Apple January 08, 2022

hermit dares

not to be confused with hermit challenges

hermit dares

by sniper nate June 08, 2022

arse hermit

Large bubble of puss that forms over the anus blocking waste from exiting.

timmy quit being such a arse hermit .

by Jdiajcb April 11, 2016

HERMIT GAME

A vomiting pussy when it is fed too much SPERMATOZOA and afterward the object is to make sure the wrong pieces go KNOW WHERE.

Look we are just going to have to play the HERMIT GAME as between these CELLS and INTERFEARON NETWORKS our privacy is under serious invasion every day with you girl.

by INSERT CAREFULLY October 02, 2021

hermitity

Using the word "Hermit" as a verb. Hermit being the status given to oneself or another for staying home in solitude without regard for society or social conforms.

"I'm about to go into a long bout of hermitity"

by SwoleStealer March 22, 2016

Hermit Shag

While having sex the woman would curl up into the foetal position and The man will wear her on his dick like a shell

I’m gonna hermit shag Megan tonight, then she’s gonna blow my back out

by LmaoLiteralDaddy September 10, 2020

mad hermit

Unprotected anal sex with a unwashed dirty penis, possibly having an STD.

"Shawn totally gave that guy his mad hermit"

by Molochph January 31, 2016