Haunted

After being “ghosted” by someone, they occasionally like a social media post of yours.

MAMRIE HART SAID IT FIRST

-Thay guy James, who ghosted me a few weeks ago, just liked my instagram selfie
-Oh my gosh you’re so being haunted by this guy!

by PseudonymErin May 30, 2018

Got me goin in this haunted house

Taken from @supremedreams_1 (all credit given) it is used in a situation where you are being forced to go to or visit an undesirable place and literally have nothing else to say

Nurideen: bro let's go gets some mcnuggets
Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting
Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go
Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn

by nurfuckingtrap April 7, 2019

Haunted

when someone ghosts you but occasionally like your posts

slang created by mamrie hart

Tom ghosted me but he keeps liking my posts... is he haunting me?

you’re definitely being haunted

by snowsclarke May 31, 2018

A Haunted house Back Smack A

A Haunted house Back Smack A

A Haunted house Back Smack A

by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025

Haunted

Literally the best Taylor Swift song.

X person: what's your fav taylor swift song?

Some cool person: i love haunted sm, it has my whole heart.

by ilovenicknelson April 25, 2022

hallmark haunted house

1/ A very typical haunted house, generally categorized by ghosts, moving shadows, creaky staircases, paintings with eyes that follow you around the room and suits of armor that follow you every time you turn around.

2/ A haunted house that while it may be scary, scares you with nice things, such as a ghost jumping out and saying,"you are a great person" or "i hope you have a great day"

friend 1) hey, did you go through the haunted house at the carnival?
friend 2) yeah, i mean i was really scared until the first guy jumped out at me.
friend 1) why's that?
friend 2)he was too nice, all he did was compliment my hair.
friend 1) what a hallmark haunted house.

by gozainagi January 26, 2012

Haunted handy

Handjob that is so otherworldly your soul is sucked out you release ectoplasm upon orgasm.

Halloween was nothing until she hit me with that haunted handy

by Podracer06 May 12, 2025