flirter's remorse

when, after flirting with another individual while under the influence of an outside substance (alcohol, music, atmosphere, etc), you encounter said individual and regret your previously flirtatious actions; this feeling can be especially strong when "hanging out" was suggesting, and said individual attempts to make a later encounter occur.

Mark: I just saw that girl from the party and she asked for my number so we could go to a movie.
Alex: You should have never talked to her, man.
Mark: I know. Total flirter's remorse

by MerP not MaP January 26, 2009

Carolina Steam Fritter

The act of battering and deep frying a turd until hard and then using it to penetrate your parter's vaginal or anal cavity. ( Recommended lubrication: Lard)

Dude I'm so happy i bought that Fry Daddy, now Carolina Steam Fritters are on the menu every night!

by LBO-Deep January 13, 2011

Flittermouse

A bat

by Marc October 15, 2003

pineapple fritter

slang for "up the shitter"

"I'm going to wind it up her pineapple fritter tonight. She'll love it don't you think Tarquin"

by Ring Commander Bear (HnD) December 9, 2004

fritter

Fried dough, typically fruit filled. Can be classified as a fried pie or a turnover.

Fritters, also known as fried pies, are amazing.

by Amy Belaus January 4, 2008

flutter

a large group of butterflies

Look at that flutter of butterflies!

by Kleins January 23, 2011

Apple Fritters

Delicious batter coated chunks or rings of apple, deep fried and served with honey or syrup. Comes from the blessed nation of China.

Also available as banana and pinapple fritters.

I'll have a Chicken Chow Mein and some Apple Fritters please

by Megann Babesss ;D March 5, 2009