pulling a dell

to make something unnecessarily proprietary

Man Asus is pulling a dell with this PC, I'll never be able to upgrade the motherboard without replacing the rest.

by Snaeker58 August 24, 2022

dell city

A town full of beaners that generally has a 99% chance that the alumni don’t go anywhere and stay to smoke crack and the girls are ugly Af so the guys date girls from other towns.

Dell city is lit Af, lets never go

by A beaner March 11, 2019

Dell OptiPlex 5050

A line of desktop computers released in 2017, primarily used in offices and schools. Despite being 6th/7th Gen Intel, the i5 and i7 models are still capable for most casual/office applications.

Guy 1: Hey my school gave me this epic Dell OptiPlex 5050 for free!
Guy 2: Nice! Good luck running anything on it!
Guy 1: Well, I'm writing this definition from one, so that's something.

by truckjumperdude December 24, 2025

Dell

The old, grey Dell towers were the best and most reliable computers Dell would ever release. Now, unless you get a $5000 workstation, it's kinda eh.

"you have a Dell?"
"yeah, it's one of the old ones."
"delllll."

by hatty_hattington February 16, 2023

Dell G5

Crappy gaming laptop, overheats and throttles.

"You are getting a new super-deluxe Dell G5 gaming laptop for Christmas!"
*opens it*
*uses it for first game* "Cool!"
1 day later
*laptop overheats to nearly catching on fire*

by plmjiuhnbvcdertg October 29, 2021

Dell Soda

A mysterious substance drunk by a select few IT workers for a not so secretive rebel organization.
The substance is said to prevent the CIA from spying on you and gives you mad IT skills.

Its said to taste an awful lot like sprite cranberry (tastiest drink in the world)

God I love Dell Soda
Hey Mark want a Dell Soda?

by Danklord Dolphan August 2, 2022

Dell

A wife, mother and grandmother who will suffer anything to make her family happy. Like leaving year round heat to go to below zero temperatures. That's love💕

Dell is moving from Clearwater Florida on January 17th in the coldest part of Winter to be closer to her kids, grandkids and friends

by Farmerdell December 17, 2016