Dell Soda

A mysterious substance drunk by a select few IT workers for a not so secretive rebel organization.
The substance is said to prevent the CIA from spying on you and gives you mad IT skills.

Its said to taste an awful lot like sprite cranberry (tastiest drink in the world)

God I love Dell Soda
Hey Mark want a Dell Soda?

by Danklord Dolphan August 2, 2022

gettin a dell

A phrase usually said to someone else who's meal looks very appealing. Derived from "DELicious". A play on the popular DELL computer commercials.

Example 1

Friend: *gets delicious looking meal*
Me: "Dude you're gettin a delllllll"

Example 2

"Man we gotta stop at Donalda's I need to get a fuckin dell"

by henry lollins July 29, 2009

Dell

The old, grey Dell towers were the best and most reliable computers Dell would ever release. Now, unless you get a $5000 workstation, it's kinda eh.

"you have a Dell?"
"yeah, it's one of the old ones."
"delllll."

by hatty_hattington February 16, 2023

Dell G5

Crappy gaming laptop, overheats and throttles.

"You are getting a new super-deluxe Dell G5 gaming laptop for Christmas!"
*opens it*
*uses it for first game* "Cool!"
1 day later
*laptop overheats to nearly catching on fire*

by plmjiuhnbvcdertg October 29, 2021

Dell boy

Dyl hunt is a gay boy

Lucky lucky men go ‘yo dell boy’ to Dylan hunt in Tenerife

by The derminator whattt May 9, 2024

Jack Dell

the most sexiest man alive. he is amazing in every way and is better than all of you

Jack Dell has a big penis.

by jack dell stan July 15, 2023

Dell

A wife, mother and grandmother who will suffer anything to make her family happy. Like leaving year round heat to go to below zero temperatures. That's love💕

Dell is moving from Clearwater Florida on January 17th in the coldest part of Winter to be closer to her kids, grandkids and friends

by Farmerdell December 17, 2016