Cumshot soup

A creamy side soup consisting of the hardest nut you have ever busted sometimes it's yellow or stringy but it usually smells like pollen or bleach yet quenches the thirst of the horniest of guttersluts

Jackie was fucking trashed last night. I heard that bitch scraped her bowl of cumshot soup clean. She even soaked up the last bit with french bread.

by White and brown stained dildo March 27, 2019

Angle cumshot

When a woman is feeling unsafe and needs the bartender to help them

Woman: I need an angle cumshot

Bartender: who
Woman: the man in blue is getting agressive
Bartender: I got a bullet for you
Then has casual sex with woman

by Garrett 11 August 18, 2022

Satan's morning cumshot

When you pour milk on your cereal and it splashes you like a cute lil cumshot.

Morning John, what's that stain on your shirt?

Its Satan's morning cumshot...

by Satans_cum_bitch February 25, 2021

BrookeB Cumshot

The act of performing a blumpkin on yourself (jerking off while shitting)

“Hey I heard Tommy gave himself a BrookeB cumshot over the weekend”
“What’s that’s fucking sick”

by Big_stevie440 February 22, 2025

Canadian Cumshot

When you freeze maple syrup in a condom and a popsicle stuck at the end and then place it in your penis to enlarge it then having sex with the girl till it melts

P1:Holy shit bro I just managed to do a Canadian cumshot on a girl

P2:Jesus Christ man how’d that go
P1:it felt amazing but the popsicle stick in stuck in my cock

by January 18, 2021

Cumshot slingshot

When you rip off your condom too fast and slingshot cum at your partner.

"Dude, she screamed when I accidentally did the cumshot slingshot."

"He took off his condom and shot Cum at me! He totally did the cumshot slingshot!"

by Riddlemethisriddlemethat February 06, 2020

Mc cumshot

A burger with a shit ton of mayonnaise (cum)

I asked for extra mayo not a mc cumshot

by Extra mayo March 23, 2021