cumshot

the cumshot is the best way to impress girls after sex.

*squirt* *cumshot sound*

by odst 034 May 26, 2020

Skibidi Cumshot

A cumshot made by a male (sometimes female) skibidi toilet

I am going to give you a skibidi cumshot

by The_real_skibidi_cumshot_giver May 30, 2024

Cumshot slingshot

When you rip off your condom too fast and slingshot cum at your partner.

"Dude, she screamed when I accidentally did the cumshot slingshot."

"He took off his condom and shot Cum at me! He totally did the cumshot slingshot!"

by Riddlemethisriddlemethat February 6, 2020

Failed cumshot

That one kid in your class that literally everybody hates, even the teacher. Their parents hate them.

Mother : Hey Failed cumshot, did you get an A on your test?
Kid : Where's dad?
Mother : Did you get an A. If you didn't, you have to sleep in the dumpster tonight.

by YourDadLeftU November 28, 2023

Mc cumshot

A burger with a shit ton of mayonnaise (cum)

I asked for extra mayo not a mc cumshot

by Extra mayo March 23, 2021

Cumshot soup

A creamy side soup consisting of the hardest nut you have ever busted sometimes it's yellow or stringy but it usually smells like pollen or bleach yet quenches the thirst of the horniest of guttersluts

Jackie was fucking trashed last night. I heard that bitch scraped her bowl of cumshot soup clean. She even soaked up the last bit with french bread.

by White and brown stained dildo March 27, 2019

Cumshot

When a man uses his warm water gun on a woman, this can cause severe burns to the eye, pussy and nipples when shot in the direction of these. The only place you are meant to shoot your white liquid water gun is a woman's mouth (or man if that's your thing). This creates a sweet flavour and a texture similar to an egg yolk.

Zoi: OH BABY PLEASE SHOOT YOUR CUMSHOT IN MY MOUTH TONIGHT

Big Zaddy Arki Papi: Say less baby

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022