Cade Elsey

A man with a big shlong who likes breaking glass and wrapping his shlong in it

I saw an Cade Elsey walk into a club and come out shorter

by No#1 source for Defintions October 23, 2020

A "cade"

some one who beats it into the carpet and doesn't clean it up

that guy is such a "cade"

by Carpet lover 69 May 15, 2025

Cade

A fucking pussy who won’t let his football team print and hang a naked picture of him

Cade Young is such a Cade

by User0996482 March 27, 2022

Cade

Cade is a person that works hard in anything they do. Especially their sports. Cade is also a very funny person, sometimes they aren’t trying to be funny but they just are. Sometimes they feel alone but they aren’t, they have many friends. Cade is also a very smart person, sometimes they don’t act like it but they are. People love Cade, especially during the long boring times, they can get in trouble, but not serious trouble and still be happy. Overall, Cade is a very good person.

Person 1: “Who is that?”
Person 2: “Oh, that’s Cade. He’s pretty funny huh?”
Person 1: “Definitely.”

by kepsoccer12 March 24, 2025

cadee

so hilarious you could look at them and both laugh, soo so prettty and gets tons of guys no joke, dates one per week tbh. would probs die from laughing to hard, beautiful brown hair and eyes :)) literally cant pass any of their classes tho-

*someone looks at cadee*
Cadee: *dies from laughing too hard*

by finnandrileyandjacob October 31, 2022

Ego cade

ego cade is a state of mind in where cade becomes an obnoxious wierd faggot who thiinks he's cool

ego cade strikes again

by ftrfaeufheiurgfthklsafhnilufuj March 6, 2024

Cade

Cade is the name of someone who is older than time itself and hella gay. He is mega gay.

Zach: Is Cade gonna get the gamepass so he can play Sea of Thieves with us?
Austin: Nah of course not, cuz he is hella old and mega gay

by Ahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhh January 2, 2019