by Anonymous July 22, 2003
Get the bryant collegemug. Kobe Bryant a very gifted athlete, unquestionably. he is also one the most narssistic athletes there is. many compare him to the great Michael Jordan but that is very much untrue. people consider him the best player in the league, but I doubt even that is true. he is a ball hog for sure and not very well liked among the league. he is known for being very opinionated. very many people believe he is the driving force behind the hatered towards the Lakers.
by LakerHater7 August 4, 2011
Get the Kobe Bryantmug. Bryant University is small business school in Rhode Island. Students here try to tell themselves that they chose Bryant because of the friendly atmosphere and competitve athletics, but really they know that they ended up there because they couldn't get into Bentley College, the real business school which is located an hour north. Bryant students try to support their teams against their "rival" Bentley college, yet, when they are leaving the game, once again defeated, they think to themselves, "I wish I wasn't such a fucking retard and got into that school."
"Hey Joe! where are you ending up next fall?"
"I'll be studying business at Bryant University!"
"Ohh...you must be retarded. Speaking with retards is against my religion. Try to not be such a retard this year and maybe Bentley will feel bad and let you transfer in!!"
"I'll be studying business at Bryant University!"
"Ohh...you must be retarded. Speaking with retards is against my religion. Try to not be such a retard this year and maybe Bentley will feel bad and let you transfer in!!"
by Jakeypoo December 29, 2007
Get the Bryant Universitymug. The man you all loved to hate, and hated to love. The greatest Basketball player to ever play the game, next to Michael Jordan. A killer, cold-blooded, assassin, with no regard for his opponent's life. Arguably one of the most hated and loved players the NBA has ever seen. Will take on your entire team single-handedly if he wanted to. Basketball warrior. Played against prime MJ, Scottie Pippen, Shaq, Lebron, Wade, Melo, KD, CP3, Allen Iverson, Celtics (Garnett, Pierce, Allen, Rondo), and many others. The man who made kids all around the world practice a fadeaway in their driveways for hours on end. The man whose name you yell when throwing something in a garbage can. Legends NEVER die.
Person 1: Man, I got to practice 2 hours early today.
Person 2: Kobe Bryant would've showed up a day early, do better.
Person 2: Kobe Bryant would've showed up a day early, do better.
by 666Radar May 6, 2020
Get the Kobe Bryantmug. The cutest, smartest , and most amazing person you'll ever meet. Hold on to a Maddie you might have because there's only one of them out there.
by PJ_4the_win September 11, 2016
Get the maddiline bryantmug. A respectable business school located in Rhode Island with intelligent students and good teachers. However, if the students there would have gotten into Bentley they would be surrounded by crazy-intelligent students and phenomenal teachers. Most Bryant students say they hate Bentley, but they only say this because they did not get in. They also recently moved up to D1 sports because they were getting tired of Bentley beating them all the time; they figured it was time to get whooped by some new teams.
Bryant Student: "Hey guess what... I'm going to Bryant University."
Sensible person: "Ummm ok. don't you know that Bentley is wayyyy wayyy better?? You should have tried to get in there...."
Sensible person: "Ummm ok. don't you know that Bentley is wayyyy wayyy better?? You should have tried to get in there...."
by i can do my own taxes December 15, 2009
Get the Bryant Universitymug. Doubtly the best player to ever play the game of basketball, also one of the most-hated players in the NBA. Why? Probably because of the fact that Kobe has won more rings (even without counting the rings Shaq won) than the whole of the Miami Heat. Also, a lot of Bulls fans hate him as he owns their squad in each and every single aspect and he is at the point of crossing His Royal Airness, Michael Jordan.
Oh, and also someone who has sex for money, but forgets his cash and gets accused of rape.
Oh, and also someone who has sex for money, but forgets his cash and gets accused of rape.
Example 1: ''Kobe Bryant is better then LeBron and D-Wade, Kobe is CLUTCH!''
Example 2: ''Damn, I'm in deep shit bro.. I did this ho last night but I didn't bring any cash with me so I gotta find a good lawyer now.''
Example 2: ''Damn, I'm in deep shit bro.. I did this ho last night but I didn't bring any cash with me so I gotta find a good lawyer now.''
by Btrain39 June 16, 2011
Get the Kobe Bryantmug.