Bartholomew township Brussels sprout

The act of molding diarrhea with semen to make a ball, followed by cooking it and eating it.

Friend one: it’s time! Are you ready for a bartholomew township Brussels sprout?
Friend two: yes sir! Semen coming right up!

by Lebronludortsex July 28, 2025

that's how the cookie busts

A rendition of "that's the way the cookie crumbles" and "tough nut to bust"

Meaning: Accepting how the situation turns out

Noah: Bro, I just failed my final exam...

John: That's how the cookie busts

by Za.F.P. February 27, 2026