Britney Spears

An artistically useless pop singer who relied on the "naughty Catholic schoolgirl" image to skyrocket her to fame, and even claimed to be virginal and pure, before going all slut on America and producing millions of pre-teen skanks. She is now married to America's number one wigger. (See Kevin Federline.)

Friend: Remember when we used to own Britney Spears dolls?
Me: Yeah, but then we got brains, cut off all the dolls' hair, and dismembered the damn things.

by Quack Quack May 25, 2006

Britney Spears

Someone whose next career move is to star on cakefarts.com

Britney Spears is so lame, the only way for her to succeed is to audition for cakefarts.com and fart on a cake

by Schongerberger October 20, 2008

Britney Spears

The most slutty ass mother effer known to the world. Has killed more people than hitler. Can't sing worth of shit. White trash skank. Maked you want to kill yourself when you even hear her name!

eww, look at that slut.. she kinda reminds me of Britney Spears

by Rosie April 1, 2005

Britney Spears

A common white trash just like Palin or the Cake Fart Girl (Lisa Wogen), who use a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.

Britney Spears epitomizes what's wrong with America's celebrity madness. Any idiot like her or Palin makes waves. What's next? Is Britney going to perform a well publicized cake fart?

by Donna Louisa December 19, 2010

Britney Spears

A common white trash just like Palin or the Cake Fart Girl (Lisa Wogen), who use a body part other than their brains to become a me-me sensation. Just like the other two, won't miss any opportunity to embarrass themselves for a pinch of publicity.

by Donna Louisa on Dec 17, 2010

Britney Spears epitomizes what's wrong with America's celebrity madness. Any idiot like her or Palin makes waves. What's next? Is Britney going to perform a well publicized cake fart?

by DonnyDDDDDDD December 20, 2010

Britney spears

A woman that by the age of 25 has had 2 kids, the rise and fall of her singing career, a divorce, and a midlife crisis shamelessly exploited by the media elite.

Britney Spears-The woman who looks 20 years older than she really is.

by Seth Einus July 28, 2007

Britney Spears

One Crazy Bitch!!! XDDDDDDDDDD

Britney Spears: I love to eat dog feathers! ;D

by Fuck you if you rate it thumbs down November 18, 2007