Bi-Winning

To win here and to win there.

I'm not bi-polar... I'm bi-winning.

by Porter34 March 20, 2011

bi-winning

Winning simultaneously in two dimensions, i.e., winning here and winning there.

When Charlie Sheen is bi-winning, he's "banging 7 gram rocks" and pornstars at the same time, a win-win situation.

by Johnny Milkshakes March 23, 2011

Bi-Winning

A disorder that causes you to get fired from your hit TV sitcom, start sleeping with porn stars and become addicted to cocaine.

A.K.A. Charlie Sheen-itus

Are you bi-polar?
no, but i am bi-winning.

by themotoboy April 2, 2011

bi-winning

Noun When a bipolar or dilusional person thinks that they are "winning" or succeeding when in fact they are not

This refers to the manic Charlie Sheen who seems to constantly spout off nonsense

Friend: Hey, I think that chick realy wants me.
You: Yeah, your realy bi-winning

by Jubilator March 25, 2011

bi-winning

Charlie Sheen was on a tv show called Two and a half men, he got a argue with his producer and now is winning at home. He's not bi-polar, he's bi-winning.

I'm bi-winning, i win here and i win there.. now what ?

by tsunaze March 23, 2011

bi-winning

When you win here and you win there; also, if you're Charlie Sheen

Charlie Sheen is not bi-polar, he's BI-WINNING. He wins here, wins there, and wins everywhere.

by Drake Petra March 25, 2011

bi-winning

Winning in two or more areas of your life, at any given time. Or simply winning here and winning there.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in his recent interview. The interviewer asked him if he was bipolar and he replied: "I'm not bipolar, I'm bi-winning."

Example:

I just got a promotion and got laid in the same day! I'm really bi-winning right now.

by MichaelToTheJ March 27, 2011