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fuck a duck and see what hatches

1: (tells awesome story)
2: Well fuck a duck and see what hatches!
by AmElIa627 May 28, 2011
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west hatch high school

A place where a group of hated pakis do jarring shit like throw water, bang eachother and smash phones
West hatch high school is incredibly jarring
by butterspaki_4 May 23, 2021
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don't count your chickens before they hatch

You should not assume that what you think will happen, will eventually happen. It's mostly used in cases where you would brag, plan, or make other deals before the event actually occurred. Originates from selling chickens based on how many eggs there is before you know how many eggs are viable. A few chickens may die, some may not hatch, and others eggs may break. Example: quitting your job or buying expensive items when your $1,000,000 sports bet looks likely but there's still two minutes more left in the game.
Hey Bob, you have to keep on playing hard. Even though we are up five goals with 5 minutes left, they can still come back. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.
by Crackle Dackle December 13, 2016
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count your chickens before the egg hatched

Count your chickens before the egg hatched.
I finally planted 5 fruit trees. Do you want to buy some fruit this summer?
Count your chickens before the egg hatched. - eg taking something for granted before it happens
by Fursu May 2, 2016
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Hatch That Donkey

(Verb) to get something done with gusto.
Steve the Barbarian really did hatch that donkey last Wednesday when he slew that annoying mastodon for us. Let us bring him women.
by Mysterious Alicat May 10, 2011
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Nuked the hatch

Lost "nuked the hatch" - "sunk the island"



TV terms to describe a moment when something that was once great has reached a point where the finale changed how you viewed the show.

The origin of this phrase comes from a Lost episode where the cast of Lost nuked the hatch and sunk the island and ended the show in purgatory.

Thus was labeled the lowest point of the show... May 23rd, 2010
Lost nuked the hatch when it sunk the island and ended the show in purgatory.
by Purgatory Switch June 19, 2010
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Hatch Job

It's like a rim job, only the person keeps their pants on.
This guy botched up this project, worse then giving a terrible hatch job.
by SidZ3R0 December 22, 2021
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