Douche Baguette

The annoying and all too prolific children of douche bags.

Friend 1: "Jesus, I wish that kid would sit down and shut the fuck up so that we can enjoy our brunch."

Friend 2: "Yeah, his mother is on her phone just ignoring him."

Friend 1: "What a little douche baguette!"

Friend 2: "Excuse me!? Do you have any Grey Poupon??"

by warmbrother June 1, 2018

Mattress baguette

that large wide thick juicy dense baguette thats been sitting out all day and might be a little hard to cut

You're as thick as a mattress baguette.

by maezvi March 1, 2025

Baguette

the refined version of a cracker ass white person, usually coming from inherited wealth.

George bush is a real baguette, though he tries to pass off as a cracker.

by borkbork March 10, 2010

Bitch Baguette

When a man goes from a bitch biscuit or man-bun to a full blown ponytail further decreasing his manliness.

Hey Shane I see you are growing out your hair still. Yes Joseph I am trying to get the full bitch baguette, the biscuit was only temporary.

by I Am The Ferrett October 2, 2023

baguettes

A woman's breasts.

Check out the baguettes on that hobby (woman).

by Margate expert February 2, 2021

Nutella Baguette

When a french baguette is inserted into the anus and is removed with a strong covering of faecal matter;
Discovered in Paris in 2016 by Nikolass when a crusty baguette was inserted into his anus during a bout of diarrhoea and was heavily covered with faecal remains

Fancy having a Nutella Baguette? That baguette had loads of nutella on it

by kramitin99 June 13, 2016

AP Baguette

also known as “AP Chinese” and “Ayyy Payyy Baguette” and “ APバゲットクラス” :
Bad
At first semester but then
Gets better
Upon
Entering
The second semester
Then it becomes
Easy

aurr moyy gaurrsh im failing AP Baguette

by Kim Coordination March 7, 2024