Baguette

romanian guy who wastes money on small streamers...
states that "nike pros make him hard"

P1: "GUYS BAGUETTE DONATED ME $1.04
P2: "WOW THATS SO COOL"
P1: "HE'S ASKING FOR NIKE PRO PICS 0-0
P2: "SEND IT TO HIM

by SubSync May 24, 2022

Baguette

It is franch breed from the country Paris

Mmmm Baguette

by Dominic bad guy November 1, 2020

Baguette fight

You and your friend fill 2 condoms with your own poop, until they become really hard and stiff. Then you start having a sword fight with them. Whose condom breaks first and lets out the contents loses and shall be ashamed.

Adam and Tommy had a baguette fight yesterday. It was funny and messy at the same time.

by Csokiskuki March 6, 2020

Baguette Seagull

Is it a Baguette?
Is it a Seagull?
No!
It is both!
It is love.
It is hate.
It is happyness.
It is pain (french people know that).
It is everything.
It is nothing.
It is a Baguette Seagull

Person1: "what do you love the most?"
Person2: "a Baguette Seagull"

by Baguette Seagull November 20, 2021

Dusty Baguette

A dusty baguette is problematic trash.

Brian is a dusty baguette

by CrewTrash August 9, 2015

Baguette

A word that is repeated by non French people to pretend that they know how to speak French

English: Spanish class was so easy so I learned how to speak French
French: Baguette was so Baguette so I Baguette to Baguette

by HoozJoh? April 25, 2021

Baguette Guzzler

Basically any French person.

Someone who like shoving baguettes down their throat (maybe some other hole idk)

Person 1: ''Louis is such a baguette guzzler!''
Person 2: ''He's French.''

by Soup_Underwater November 30, 2023