The uks top shagger . If there’s birds in your area then he’s been there , he is thought to be then biggest unit the country has to offer and was once in a fist fight where he knocked out half of blackpools population and killed all residents in Luton just for fun
by The beast 174 April 17, 2022
Get the Alfie Allan lordmug. I miss my Alfie K D.Everyone needs a Alfie in their lives- when you meet him he's alr...get to know him he's unreplaceable. He'll break your heart and it's the worst heartbreak ever even if you've never dated. Copycat D always is like that. Alfie K D is funny, strong (really never tell him tho) and I miss him..love you old Alfie. Wish you were the same. Alfie K D has a good memory.
by Scarlett...dazedforhim<3 May 31, 2023
Get the Alfie K Dmug. 
One of the most sweetest kindest guys you will ever know he is so nice and will do anything to make you feel okay even when he isn’t I love him he is the best but he lets people run over him and it’s not fair he is so perfect but he hates himself and should love himself and try harder to love himself and put him first and stop caring about her and revolve his life around her she is so manipulative but he will forever be loved fly high Alfie I hope you are doing well will forever love you even if I couldn’t tell you you are loved and love you to infinity and if your name is Alfie just know no matter what people say to you don’t let it effect you you are perfect just the way you are
by Balls in your jaws August 29, 2021
Get the Alfiemug. by dozyballs January 16, 2021
Get the Alfie Waitemug. One who loves to have sex with Lisa Howard every single night. He spunks all over his bangers while Brandon plays xbox.
by Dhhdisisbwbegwywyshshshs July 15, 2020
Get the A Naughty Alfiemug.