I miss my Alfie K D.Everyone needs a Alfie in their lives- when you meet him he's alr...get to know him he's unreplaceable. He'll break your heart and it's the worst heartbreak ever even if you've never dated. Copycat D always is like that. Alfie K D is funny, strong (really never tell him tho) and I miss him..love you old Alfie. Wish you were the same. Alfie K D has a good memory.
by Scarlett...dazedforhim<3 May 31, 2023
The uks top shagger . If there’s birds in your area then he’s been there , he is thought to be then biggest unit the country has to offer and was once in a fist fight where he knocked out half of blackpools population and killed all residents in Luton just for fun
Alfie Allan lord is a beast
by The beast 174 April 17, 2022
Aight this man has a huge cock, Just massive. About the size of big ben (The beatboxer not the tower)
"Holy shit did you see his Bulge? It was bloody huge!"
"Oh yeah, Pretty sure that's Alfie Bush, The cool 14 year old with a L O N G D O N G"
"Oh yeah, Pretty sure that's Alfie Bush, The cool 14 year old with a L O N G D O N G"
by Alfieus April 30, 2020
He is the gayest bean out there. I guess he is sorta nice sometimes, but he drinks and confesses his love to you a lot. He barely shows up to school and when he does, it is memorable.
by Bobtheminion October 03, 2022
Alfie Hatton is the kind of guy all girls like. He may seem energetic and funny, but as soon as he's in a relationship he breaks down and only cares fro that person.
by Lucy Warren December 13, 2016
by AlfieWithersFan September 08, 2021
Alfie Seamens 'Alfraud' is quite the chappy one would say he is 2 the chappy due to his size but not only his physical size but his heart size is astronomical. This might bring up some health concerns in the future, but at least he has got his humour right?
by Alfie Lover January 29, 2022