Alternative facting

When the facts are not in your favor, so you just choose to you alternative facts.
He is totally alternative facting about who he was with last night.
by Barnan January 25, 2017
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Alternative Facts

Conspiracy theorists recieve their "alternative facts" from some lower class bum who sits in front of a camera in his basement posting YouTube videos regarding flat earth theories or anti vax propaganda.
by UltimateDoge November 23, 2022
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soft alternative

An alternative rock genre that's quieter than normal alternative rock. Kind of like Hard Alternative(or Alternative Metal) that's louder than normal Alternative rock. Bands like Bastille, Mumford and Sons and Bleachers. Soft Alternative generally leans more toward folk rock, synthpop, new wave and pop rock than hard rock and metal like Hard Alternative.
Soft Alternative is really popular in the 2010's.
by fartfootnugent September 7, 2017
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Alternative Comedy

Comedy that is popular amongst students. Sometimes is very avant-garde and ususally not funny at all.
Crap comedian "Is it me, or do all pensioners stink of piss?"

Student louts "Ha!!!!! He's so funny!!" "Now THAT'S alternative comedy at it's finest!"

Normal person "Jesus christ"
by GF October 7, 2005
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Alternative Earthers

People who believe the Earth is not flat nor round. There are many parodies of the Flat Earth Society that make up shapes of the Earth that are unlikely to be true. But one of them probably is, and it starts with an S.

Sandwich
Taco Earther: Yo, those Dinosaur Earthers are really dumb.
Dinosaur Earther: Not as dumb as the Sandwich Earthers!
Sandwich Earther: Using my intellectual brain powers (IQ 1000) I know that Sandwich Earthers are the best Alternative Earthers.
by Sandwich Earth Society June 28, 2018
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Alternative Fuel

The best possible excuse when you are discovered attempting to have sex with your car.
Random Person: What the fuck are you doing?!

You: I, umm, I'm experimenting with alternative fuel.

Random Person: Hey, great idea!
by Somnambulizt September 8, 2009
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alternate dick

When your girl swaps out with another guy during sex.
My girl was screwing me and she used her alternate dick half way thru.
by Aireas April 2, 2016
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