Beer Sponge

Food used to aid recovery after drinking huge amounts of beer or other types of alcohol.
Steak and Shake, McDonalds serve as reasonable "sponges" but Chip Butty (translated - English style French Fry Sandwich) is the perfect "Beer Sponge".
by hamcol December 29, 2008
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Fun sponge

A person or group of people, who take an activity so seriously and or literally, that they squeeze every last drop of joy out of it.

Can be appropriately applied to cyclists who spend 10K+ on their bikes, clearly don't enjoy what they're doing and live for looking down on those with 'lesser' equipment.
"Did you see those Joe Serious bellends shaking their heads and tutting?"

"yeah, fun sponges every last fuckin' one of 'em"
by Itsallgoodman May 17, 2016
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Amo Sponge

1. Amo Sponge: Typically the guy who has atleast a 1 kill to 100 deaths ratio for various reasons in a video game.
A. he's a n00b
B. he screwed up his controller and can't shoot.
C. he's the @hole ever1 hates but loves to shoot at.

2. The Amo Sponge typically is used for target practice when let loose in the world of video gaming. It's also not uncommon for the amo sponge to be fed generous amounts of "tea bag" in one round.
A. "No matter where 'Player X' went the buckshot seemed to fallow. There for 'Player X' is the Amo Sponge."

B. End of game score for 'Player X' is 1 kill to 100 death ratio."

C. A video gamer who absorbs amo or "amunition" like a sponge to water.

D.See definition of "n00b"
by Stone Black Fox October 02, 2008
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Sponge Dick

The limp dick you get from either after ejaculation or from a huge turn off.
Man there's no way I was gonna be able to give my girl some lovin with this sponge dick!
by Pine-Apple Xpress May 07, 2010
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sponge worthy

someone you would totally have sex with.
Wow that guy Matt is totally sponge worthy.
by Erin ES May 02, 2008
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Salty sponge

When a man jizzez on a sponge and then squeezes the sponge into the girls mouth
My girl told me to give her the salty sponge and I ran to the Kitchen and squeezed it into her mouth
by The whale May 21, 2015
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trauma sponge

One whom others naturally and sometimes inexplicably turn to with their problems. They "soak" up the "stains" of their issues, leaving the teller feeling better at having relieved themselves of bearing the burden of their problems alone. Usually an uninvolved party who is considered to have a more objective opinion of the situation.
It happened again! I was at a party talking to this girl and five minutes later she was crying on my shoulder telling me about her parents divorce!

I am such a trauma sponge, all my friends talk to me when they're sad.
by Hebacious January 06, 2011
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