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Rip a Dick

When you and your friends all meet up and jack each other off while playing a horror game (amnesia, resident evil 7, etc.) and when somebody gets scared there's a chance he'll rip off his friend's dick.
"Yo bro want to Rip a Dick tonight?"
by Rip a Dick April 17, 2018
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suck a dick desperate

Abbreviated SADD, being “suck a dick desperate” is rock bottom on the desperation scale. The point at which you would suck a dick to get what you are craving.
Me: I ran out of Netflix shows to watch, now I’m suck a dick desperate for a new one.

My buddy: man you’re SADD
by stooch182 September 20, 2020
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stick a dick in my ear

When someone says something stupid and you’d rather have a dick in your ear than hear the stupid shit they have to say.
Eren: “Man I hate life…shits so stupid.”
Terence: “Aye bro shut the fuck up and stick a duck in my ear”
Eren: “What?”
Terence: “ You're saying some dumb shit I’d rather have you stick a dick in my ear rather than hear your bullshit.”
by Uncooked Spam October 29, 2021
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suck a dick fallacy

The idea that a straight man who has sucked a dick and decided he was still straight, is straighter than a straight man who has never sucked a dick.

The term was first came up with by Minecraft YouTuber Dream on Trainwrecktv's podcast on December 18th 2020 when discussing sexuality.
by Aquila1755 August 28, 2022
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snakes on a dick

To be said in response to a question about how things are going at work or on a project when things are going well. When term is coupled with a hang lose hand sign it means things are going exceptionally well!
"like dicks on a snake" would mean the opposite, things are not going well.
"How are you and Tommy coming along running that copper tubing on the roof?" "Like snakes on a dick, boss"

"How's your science project coming along, little Willie?" "like snakes on a dick, dad"
by Izzy Longer January 8, 2014
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National be a dick day

Every Monday-Wednesday is be a dick day
Me: you suck

Someone: why'd you say that???

Me: it's national be a dick day
by TxK4ever April 12, 2019
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chicken and a dickin

When he takes you to KFC, and orders a bucket meal then takes you home, you both eat all the chicken then he places the bucket upon your head, and gives you a dickin
Last night Rodney took me to KFC, and when we went home, I got chicken and a dickin. I don’t know which was better, the chicken or the dickin!
by Rodney Chicken Fuqqer April 11, 2021
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