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White Boy Syndrome - A state of mind that finds one attracted to only caucasian males with stereotypical characteristics such as blue or green eyes, blonde or brunette coloured hair, a jawline more structured than one's own life, a hint of a beard (or in some cases, full on Chewbacca faces) and an overly-emotional side that tends to come out at night, preferably under the stars.

In some rare occasions, the object of attraction may be an ordinary caucasian with no striking features, but caucasian nonetheless.
"Oh my God, he's so cute!"

"Who, that blonde guy?"

"Yes!"

"Eh. He's okay I guess."

"OH MY GOD! LOOK! There's another one beside that Volkswagen!"

"The brunette?"

*Hisses* "YESSSSSSSS"

"Honey, you've got a SERIOUS case of the White Boy Syndrome."

"I do not ha-- Lawd have mercy that one has BLUE EYES!"

*Sighs deeply* "C'mon, time to go."

"But he was just about to smile!"
by PopMyCherry April 15, 2016
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Insane White Boys

Also known as IWB. This is a smaller gang consisting mostly of Caucasian males. This gang has no relations with the insane whiteboyz gang located in California, whom which are associated with Aryan Brotherhood. Despite the name of the gang, there is a small percentage of members who are Mexican and African-American, and a small percentage of woman. The members of this particular gang are known for marijuana trade, car thefts, and methamphetamine trade and use. IWB is associated in some parts of the United States with a very large Mexican oriented gang, Surenos. Members of IWB are armed and highly dangerous.
Ways to identify a member of the Insane White Boys gang.
1.Look for a Black bandanna.
2.Look for a Spade tattoo and/or IWB tattoo.
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white boy money

funds obtained through legitimate, legal means, ie. a job.
The-Dream: "Oh! She wanna be mine,
I-I-I-I get white boy money"

man1: wanna sling some crack?
man2: nah bro i get white boy money.
by gettinswoll May 22, 2010
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White boi

n. A white boy that thinks he is African American, typically in gangs and on hardcore drugs, and is a deadbeat dad
Damn if Eric doesn’t goes around shouting “here comes white boi!”
by BigbadCat July 19, 2019
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White Boy Taco

A Taco, typically filled with ground beef or steak, and topped with lettuce, tomato, and cheese- enjoyed by white people in urban areas of America.
While I enjoy the traditional taco, topped with onions and cilantro, I do occasionally enjoy a white boy taco after 12 or 13 beers.
by savage24 April 21, 2010
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crazy white boys

the new south movement lead by underground rap kingpin Haystak , a nationwide movement of have nots ! also known as the C.W.B.'s
Them crazy white boys will be Slim Shady's demise!
by Boyimwhiteandcrazy May 3, 2009
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White Boy Stab

A sex term indicating a white man doing a white girl doggy-style where his dick is small to average in length. The white man can't really thrust or do long strokes, so he just pulls out a little bit on the out-stroke so he pathetically doesn't pop out, but tries to ram the girl really hard on the in-thrust, trying to make her feel like she is really being fucked, when she's not. Hence he is doing the lame, mechanical White Boy Stab.
Girl to other Girl in Club: Whatever you do, even tho that dude is cute, do not let him do you because I can tell you from the depths of small dick hell, all he can do is the lame White Boy Stab from behind.
by sarasplayroom.com June 29, 2009
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