Wal-Mart Version

Term used to describe an uglier doppelgänger.

Kayla: I'm tired of being mistaken for Snooki!
Mike: If it's any consolation, she's the Wal-Mart version of you...

by Guttertron June 9, 2017

wal-mart switcheroo

Verb. The joyous occassion where you stumble upon a sheet of wal-mart price stickers that some wal-mart idiot employee leaves unattended. Once this price sticker sheet treasure has been found you now have the ability to change prices of any item in the store.

guy 1: dude, check it out! a price sticker sheet some retard employee left in the tools department!

guy 2: sweet! let's pull a good ol' fashioned wal-mart switcheroo and go put these $7.88 price stickers on every single bike on the rack and watch people stampede all over each other like it's some kind of black friday special.

by himminy hoohah March 19, 2009

Wal-Mart Whore

A "Wal-Mart whore" is yet another cultural reference to a cheap whore. The reference is to Wal-Mart's slogan, "Lower prices, every day"

Coleman's mom is a Wal-Mart Whore!

by JoeD December 14, 2004

Wal-Mart Beating

When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.

<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"

by lock'on June 5, 2009

Wal-Mart Gamer

When a person who can't afford any game consoles goes to Wal-Mart just to play the game demos.

Bob is such a Wal-Mart Gamer, he's playing Lego Batman Demo every time I call.

by Rando Biggs May 25, 2009

Wal-Mart walk

The pace at which people walk once inside a Wal-Mart store. It is EXTREMELY slow. Often accompanied by stopping in the middle of an aisle for no fathomable reason. If a person were to Wal-Mart walk around the circumference of the globe, it would take 65,782 years to traverse.

All I had to get at Wal-Mart was one bag of dog food, but because I got stuck behind someone doing the Wal-Mart walk, it took me three hours to get out of the store.

by El Duce October 8, 2004

Wal-Mart effect

The mass closure of small business in a city or town caused by Wal-Mart setting up shop there

Many small businesses have closed across America because of the Wal-Mart effect.

by Aaron, Earl of Vermilion March 13, 2009