Kayla: I'm tired of being mistaken for Snooki!
Mike: If it's any consolation, she's the Wal-Mart version of you...
Mike: If it's any consolation, she's the Wal-Mart version of you...
by Guttertron June 09, 2017
Verb. The joyous occassion where you stumble upon a sheet of wal-mart price stickers that some wal-mart idiot employee leaves unattended. Once this price sticker sheet treasure has been found you now have the ability to change prices of any item in the store.
guy 1: dude, check it out! a price sticker sheet some retard employee left in the tools department!
guy 2: sweet! let's pull a good ol' fashioned wal-mart switcheroo and go put these $7.88 price stickers on every single bike on the rack and watch people stampede all over each other like it's some kind of black friday special.
guy 2: sweet! let's pull a good ol' fashioned wal-mart switcheroo and go put these $7.88 price stickers on every single bike on the rack and watch people stampede all over each other like it's some kind of black friday special.
by himminy hoohah March 19, 2009
A "Wal-Mart whore" is yet another cultural reference to a cheap whore. The reference is to Wal-Mart's slogan, "Lower prices, every day"
Coleman's mom is a Wal-Mart Whore!
by JoeD December 15, 2004
When someone is physically abussed inside wal-mart.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.
Usualy done by single mothers, but often includes; wife, grandchildren, dog, cat, sister,borther, and granny beatings as well.
<kid grabs toy off shelf>
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"
Mother : "Put that back, right now! Before you get another wal-mart beating!"
by lock'on June 05, 2009
by Rando Biggs May 26, 2009
The pace at which people walk once inside a Wal-Mart store. It is EXTREMELY slow. Often accompanied by stopping in the middle of an aisle for no fathomable reason. If a person were to Wal-Mart walk around the circumference of the globe, it would take 65,782 years to traverse.
All I had to get at Wal-Mart was one bag of dog food, but because I got stuck behind someone doing the Wal-Mart walk, it took me three hours to get out of the store.
by El Duce October 08, 2004
by Aaron, Earl of Vermilion November 02, 2008