Write it down and shove it up your ass

A more badass way of saying "I'm sick and tired of repeating myself, get it through your fucking head". May also have implications of "are you calling me a liar?". From the Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans movie "The Last Boy Scout".

I'm gonna say this again, for the cheap seats. (yelling) I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! That's my fucking statement! Write it down and shove it up your ass!

by Trinadtsat Tomitsu December 26, 2008

up your ass and in your viscera

Someone who is extremely annoying and dominating.

He's not just in your face. He's up your ass and in your viscera.

by adrenalectomized August 18, 2008

sucking tomato juice up your ass

the impossible act implies that a person is not knowing what he or she is talking about...

you dont know what your talking about ,your sucking tomato juice up your ass!!

by hippiemick March 3, 2010

Chopstick up ass

The moment when your mom sticks a chopstick up your ass when you got an A- on your math test

Ah I got chopstick up ass

by The uwu meister March 8, 2019

Up in my ass

When someone is really annoying you.

Mum: Hey Dave do the dishes!
Friend: Man your mom is giving you heaps to do
Dave: Yeah she's been 'up in my ass' all day

by Dogdevourer February 25, 2008

up their own ass

Being excessively proud of oneself. Basically when someone thinks their shit doesn't stink.

That Oprah woman is up their own ass.

by Sploon April 24, 2016

blowing smoke up your ass

To say things deliberatly to anger someone. It comes from cockfighting where they blow smoke up a roosters ass before they put him into the ring to fight.

He's just blowing smoke up your ass, ignore him.

by Javier xavier caviar June 13, 2017