two-typing

Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.

That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!

by Vizoneski February 6, 2017

Type Time

A Philadelphia colloquialism used while politely questioning someone's presence in reality. Hardly ever used directly at the person unless meaning to insult them. Often used when someone is making little to no sense in any and all situations. The word "Type" may or may not be omitted

"He was on some other type time saying a quarter of an hour is 25 minutes"
"What was up with that dude making no sense?" - "idk, he was on some other type time"
*Someone asks a ridiculous question* - snarky answer - "I have a question, what time are you even on?

by Blushing Caligula March 29, 2023

Type 3

The highest level of intelligence. 100 times smarter than a Type 2.

He is a “Type 3”

by SoldMyCarForInternetAccess45 January 26, 2018

Cat Typing

When your cat decides to walk across your keyboard.

-dgs4t67kl8;9
-wtf?
-sorry, cat typing.

by Brainfreeze193 January 19, 2010

Wipe-and-Type

The practice of going through emails while on the shitter.

It wasn't until I heard the flush that I realized that my colleague on the phone was doing a wipe-and-type.

by Gipple December 24, 2012

Mood-typing

The way someone types messages that gives a clear message to their current mood or feeling.

Oh shit, Catleen is angry-typing again. You can tell if she's pissed at you since she's always mood-typing.

by lsuser04 January 23, 2007

Cock Typing

A form of typing where you slap your dick against the keyboard.

Guy 1: I can get 80 wpm while cock typing but when I have an erection I can get 120.

Guy 2: This is why you have no friends

by Ihaveanaccount November 7, 2020