Guy 1: I can get 80 wpm while cock typing but when I have an erection I can get 120.
Guy 2: This is why you have no friends
Guy 2: This is why you have no friends
by Ihaveanaccount November 07, 2020
by Bird_Skull June 27, 2016
Boob Type: Verb; the act of inadvertently typing words while one's breast is pressed to a technological device.
super_cool28: daskgjbn----111,.
softballer99: What?!
super_cool28: Sorry! I was carrying my laptop downstairs and I pressed it against my boob by accident!
softballer99: OMG! You boob-typed!
softballer99: What?!
super_cool28: Sorry! I was carrying my laptop downstairs and I pressed it against my boob by accident!
softballer99: OMG! You boob-typed!
by IVS September 20, 2009
Oh shit, Catleen is angry-typing again. You can tell if she's pissed at you since she's always mood-typing.
by lsuser04 January 22, 2007
by Brainfreeze193 January 20, 2010
Texting more than one person at a time, thus failing to give your undivided attention to either recipient.
That bastard was two-typing me and his mistress, then he got confused and called me his dirty bit on the side!
by Vizoneski February 06, 2017
He is a “Type 3”
by SoldMyCarForInternetAccess45 January 26, 2018