Type Time

A Philadelphia colloquialism used while politely questioning someone's presence in reality. Hardly ever used directly at the person unless meaning to insult them. Often used when someone is making little to no sense in any and all situations. The word "Type" may or may not be omitted

"He was on some other type time saying a quarter of an hour is 25 minutes"
"What was up with that dude making no sense?" - "idk, he was on some other type time"
*Someone asks a ridiculous question* - snarky answer - "I have a question, what time are you even on?

by Blushing Caligula March 29, 2023

Type 3

The highest level of intelligence. 100 times smarter than a Type 2.

He is a “Type 3”

by SoldMyCarForInternetAccess45 January 26, 2018

Wipe-and-Type

The practice of going through emails while on the shitter.

It wasn't until I heard the flush that I realized that my colleague on the phone was doing a wipe-and-type.

by Gipple December 24, 2012

Cat Typing

When your cat decides to walk across your keyboard.

-dgs4t67kl8;9
-wtf?
-sorry, cat typing.

by Brainfreeze193 January 19, 2010

type 7

A watery shit, no solid pieces. Entirely liquid.
As defined by Bristol Stool Chart

After all that booze and that dodgy kebab last night, a type 7 was inevitable this morning

by jtevezl May 17, 2011

Cock Typing

A form of typing where you slap your dick against the keyboard.

Guy 1: I can get 80 wpm while cock typing but when I have an erection I can get 120.

Guy 2: This is why you have no friends

by Ihaveanaccount November 7, 2020

Ramble Typing

When you find yourself rambling at the keyboard, typing an email that takes almost an hour because you type a paragraph, stop for a minute, go back type another paragraph and so on...

You'll know you're ramble typing when you catch yourself starting every paragraph with, "So anyways.."

Chad: "...and that's about all I've been doing lately.

So anyways, ya lately it's just been basically that; just sittin around yknow, masturbating to the home shopping network, whippin' up Digiorno's all day. Basic stuff.

But ya, pretty much just that. Not much else... So anyways,..."

Chet: Goddamn this fool's ramble typing...

by Rawb Eytch January 5, 2010