1. Best known as the Harvard of Canada and a member of the "Canadian Ivey Leagues", known for its academic prowess.
2. The first university in the world to maximize profits by accepting even those students it would normally reject through periperal second-rate campuses in Scarborough and Mississauga.
3. Home to the nation's greatest masochists who slave away sleep deprived and stress -ridden for mediocre grades while their peers drink booze and party at other universities, only to discover upon graduation that none of it mattered.
2. The first university in the world to maximize profits by accepting even those students it would normally reject through periperal second-rate campuses in Scarborough and Mississauga.
3. Home to the nation's greatest masochists who slave away sleep deprived and stress -ridden for mediocre grades while their peers drink booze and party at other universities, only to discover upon graduation that none of it mattered.
University of Toronto student: OMG WTF that guy from Ryerson got the job! I spent 4 years being a no-life, phoning my professors every weekend asking for research positions during the summer, worked my ass off, graduated with a 3.5 gpa and I still didn't get the job.
Ryerson kid: Dude, I showed up to class and got a 4.0.
Ryerson kid: Dude, I showed up to class and got a 4.0.
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"Oh crap I need to turn right but I'm in the wrong lane and I'm going to miss my turn. Oh well, I'll make a Toronto Left."
by Paul Barry December 14, 2008
Get the Toronto Left mug.A really awesome all girls high school in Toronto with a lot of spirit.
Their school assemblies are so loud that I promise you'll break your eardrums just attending one.
The academics are pretty good, and the uniform pants are pretty ugly in most people's opinion but the kilt is faaabulous!
People sing happy birthday in the caff and most of the girls are pretty chill and majority of the people are pretty comfortable with eachother. Feels like you have a bunch of sisters.
Their school assemblies are so loud that I promise you'll break your eardrums just attending one.
The academics are pretty good, and the uniform pants are pretty ugly in most people's opinion but the kilt is faaabulous!
People sing happy birthday in the caff and most of the girls are pretty chill and majority of the people are pretty comfortable with eachother. Feels like you have a bunch of sisters.
Friend: So, I heard you're going to dame (Notre dame high school (Toronto)) for high school?
Me: Yep, it's gonna be pretty awesome due to the fact that the school spirit is INSAAAAAANE
Me: Yep, it's gonna be pretty awesome due to the fact that the school spirit is INSAAAAAANE
by damegirl1996 February 21, 2012
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random nba fan: "Dude who are those high flying, dunking talented motherfuckers of the Toronto Raps?!?!"
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random nba fan: "Dude who are those high flying, dunking talented motherfuckers of the Toronto Raps?!?!"
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Bob: Dude, after 8 months of graduating from UofT, I finally got a job!!
Tim: Really, what company and what position?
Bob: Um, its at a multinational company and I need to work on a system where I need to maintain high standards of customer service during high-volume, fast-paced operations.
Tim: So, waiter at Mc Donald's?
Bob: Yeah!!! And best of all, I get paid a cent over the minimum wages!!
Tim: Score! University of Toronto is the best fam!!
Tim: Really, what company and what position?
Bob: Um, its at a multinational company and I need to work on a system where I need to maintain high standards of customer service during high-volume, fast-paced operations.
Tim: So, waiter at Mc Donald's?
Bob: Yeah!!! And best of all, I get paid a cent over the minimum wages!!
Tim: Score! University of Toronto is the best fam!!
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Bro #1: "Yo bro, me and Lauren totally hit it off last night, we cuddled and chit-chatted for like 3 hours!"
Bro #2 "DUDE you gotta stop toroking every girl you meet!"
Bro #2 "DUDE you gotta stop toroking every girl you meet!"
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