Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...

"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

by LibrariOBqbelF October 8, 2022

footy tooty

When you grab 2 oranges and squirt them in your butt.

John:I just did a footy tooty on myself!
Sean: Walks away slowly.

by Dr.Wots September 16, 2020

Tootie

It mean ass

Let me eat that tootie

You ever gotten your tootie ate?

by Cyn___ February 16, 2021

tootie

A cute and funny word to use instead of saying vagina.

That woman lickes another woman's tootie last night.

by IntuitiveExtrovert93 August 30, 2025

Tooty Fruity

Eating ass with a fruit roll-up tongue tattoo

Character 1: “I will never eat ass again! That shit tastes like shit!”
Distinguished Gentleman: “Hey bro, just do a tooty fruity. The flavor is immaculate.”

by Super_slurper3000 March 25, 2023

poppin' tootie

The physiological activity in which one is engaged during an episode of increased fart frequency.

"How's your night goin'?"
"Eh, so so. The dog's poppin' tootie tonight and it is real bad"

by Owen Wilsons Nose February 2, 2021

splooty tooties

A slang term for diarrhea coined by me as a child which has now spread into the lexicon of a subset of people in Central Ohio

“Where did Dan go?” “I just saw him sprint to the bathroom” “Ah, he must have a bad case of the splooty tooties then”

by Evandm04 August 13, 2023