Tony

Derived from cockney rhyming slang 'Tony Blair', Nightmare.

It refers to when something has gone as bad as it could possibly have done, and is synonomous with the phrase 'epic fail'.

Can be used in a variety of sentences;

'You've had an absolute Tony...'
'Fuck me sideways and call me Tony!'
'Heavens to Tony!'
'Person 1: Dude, i snapped my banjo last night wanking...
The rest of the group: TOOONNYYY!'
'You might as well just be called Tony'

by Johan van der Schmut January 28, 2012

Tony

To make something secure by use of a key or similar

Are you sure the car will be safe here darling ? Yes, it's okay. I've tony'd it

by Alan B'Stard May 11, 2013

Tony

The worst case of stupidity known to man.

How Tony can you be?

by eDakulator August 5, 2019

Tony

If your friends or dating a boy named Tony he is for the streets, he may pretend to be sweet and caring but deep down inside he is a whore and he just wants some ass, I personally do not recommend even though they look emaculate.

I’m so glad i broke up with Tony he is for the streets.

by unknown whore May 23, 2020

Tony

Amazing in bed.Steals your girl.People call him daddy.loves sports and is very athletic

Tony is so sexy.

by Bxhsjd May 1, 2019

tony

A typical male who works at Papa John's pizza, usually has a tiny dick!

hey tony bring me some pizza, pencil dick

by Tony Y February 8, 2008

Tony

A gay, motherfucker,that has no friends and no life,who mind rapes children while they sleep, acts like a fucking bastard to anyone tells him where to shove his fucking Pokemon cards. He thinks he sees vampires and werewolves and thinks he's gods given gift to women.Arrogant prick.

See that guy over there he's like tony.
Tony's in our class for his sake I hope I don't kick him in the balls he doesn't have.

by Wednesday69 August 22, 2012