A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.
Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.
by ericccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc January 12, 2008

To try to figure out what song is playing in someone else's ear phones, without them realizing that you're listening.
by Tich2 July 20, 2008

Example 1-
screenname1: (1:00:06 pm) hey whats up?
screenname2: (1:00:30 pm) nothing you
screenname2: (1:03:01 pm) u there?
screenname2: (1:05:12 pm) broo wtf what are you doing
screenname1: (1:05:40 pm) yoo..my bad my comp just got Pod-Fucked
screenname1: (1:00:06 pm) hey whats up?
screenname2: (1:00:30 pm) nothing you
screenname2: (1:03:01 pm) u there?
screenname2: (1:05:12 pm) broo wtf what are you doing
screenname1: (1:05:40 pm) yoo..my bad my comp just got Pod-Fucked
by Tom Ditta April 25, 2008

by The305 November 11, 2019

When you jerk off two dicks at once. The dicks must be on each side, so it looks like you're pod racing.
by Jerk Store October 29, 2008
