Tim

Overly hairy, extremely cocky, yet insecure Greek Mummy's boy with a bent dick and offensive underarm odour.

What's that hairy smelly thing? Oh! It's Tim.

by lalalalise February 3, 2010

Tim

Adj. To consistently land girls rated a 4 out of 10 or lower. ie. to have no standards.

N. To be one who hooks up with many 4's on a regular basis.

V. To get drunk enough to hook up with a 4.

"Look at Victor, he's pulling a Tim!"

"Hey man, if she's drunk and you're drunk... fuck it."

"Dude, if there's grass play golf!"

"Fourrrrrrrrrrrr!"

by Hetzle7 November 20, 2009

Tim

the act to eat off grapes from a girls vagg. It is usually and unpleasant feeling to the female.

Wow, i cant believe you just pulled a tim on ur girl friend.

by freakluvr. April 28, 2009

Tim

Generally gay. He lives in a box and has absolutely no friends. Attempts to fein girls but mistakes the for either men or transsexuals.

"Hey look at that Tim, it's really disgusting"

by Josch Muscio November 15, 2016

Tim

A person with a very small penis and will never lose his virginity

I feel sorry for Tim

by Vhshsha January 1, 2017

Tim

A guy who falls in love way too easily, even if he doesn't show it. Will wait and wait to make his move until it is too late. While this process is going on he will develop confidence in general even though he hasn't made his move. Sometimes he will even attract other women that he isn't into. Eventually, when he does make his move for the object of his affection it will be too late as the object of his affection has moved on or developed "just friend" feelings for him. He will then try to hide his hurt by road-tripping or getting another tattoo. It will take him forever to get over her. The good news is that when he is over her, they always come back for more, whether it is just to take advantage of his "niceness" or realizing that they made a mistake.

Sophia: "Uh oh, look at how he is looking at her."
Frank: "You know this is going to end up the same way it always does for him. . . I mean he's Tim afterall."

by Real Deal Bro January 10, 2013

Tim

Arrogant @$$hole with the clap in his world record-breakingly ASIAN wanker who gets on urbandictionary.com and adds definitions to his very effing name, such as "has a massive schlong" and simply "awesome" when really his dick is so dirty he has caught computer viruses. He may be a damn-near-grown black guy with a queer-ass faux-hawk with a cum-colored racing stripe down one side. Yeah... I went there, Tim. >:(
So for all you super-insecure Tims out there who attempt to cover for you ASIAN wankers with lame lies on urbandictionary, remember just this one thing:
It's down the road, not across the street when you cut your puny tweety-bird wrists. Make it count kids!

EXAMPLE #1
Desperate Lady #1: Giiiiirl, I finally got a MAN that wants the ole money-cat!
Desperate Lady #2: Oh honey, make sure he wears a condom!
Desperate Lady #1: Giiiiirl, PLEASE! TIM asked me out! I'm making him wear a HAZMAT suit!

EXAMPLE #2
News anchor: Tonight, in hobo-valley, several homeless men were found dead. Evidence suggest they were all violently raped. However, the CSI team believes the exact cause of death for these men was a overwhelming mix of STD's within Tim's Semen. On a related note, we take you now to the Channel 6 copter who has been following the police squadron closing in on Tim's house... DIE, TIM, DIE! SHOOT HIM!!!

by Professor Actual-Factual December 14, 2010