by Mustyass808 October 31, 2020
Get the salt poundermug. A man that comes out to a pasture (that he does not own), at dusk and vigorously thrust against the farmers chosen cow leg three times, slaps it's ass and disappears into the night.
"you hear that?" "Yes!, Turn the fucking lights on there's a cattle pounder outside!" "Get my gun jack, I'm about to end this sick fucks life....."
by Huckedrealfard July 27, 2018
Get the cattle poundermug. One who seeks a relationship with a founder of a company (specifically tech) in order to benefit from the future growth of the startup's success. Similar to a Gold Digger, Cleat Chaser, and Puck Slut.
Employee #1: Dude, how did the CEO get such a hot wife?
Employee #2: Lol she's just a Founder Pounder.
Employee #2: Lol she's just a Founder Pounder.
by awg99 July 19, 2018
Get the Founder Poundermug. Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado, he will fuck you up then fuck your bich if you cross his path and is one hot motherfucker.
Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder I wonder if he will have a three way with us.
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!
Boy says to other boy: holy fuck it’s porter pounder he fucks all the biches, don’t cross his path or he will fuck you up!
by Judgeofficial June 11, 2018
Get the Porter Poundermug. I’m not to sure what it means I heard my Canadian coworker say it at somebody who cut him off it traffic now I say it
by Mustyass808 October 31, 2020
Get the salt poundermug. by Adolf Hitler 卐 April 10, 2021
Get the Anal Poundermug. by DirkD1ggler September 9, 2016
Get the Pinot Poundermug.