pod caste

A.k.a. "the wired," a social stratum distinguished by the degree to which they engage in electronic practices, their smug, cliquish self-consciousness about that, and their zombie-like disconnectedness from non-electronic concerns.

I was cut-off by a member of the pod caste switching lanes while texting.

by ADSum March 1, 2008

Candy Podding

The act of being high off candy with your iPod cranked. May or may not be under the influence of any of the following: Alcohol, marijuana, E, crack, sleep deprivation, etc.

Lucy spent the convention Candy Podding

by TheBlanketMonster January 7, 2010

fa-pods

fake airpods

Oh, look at Michael with his fa-pods.

by actor tings May 13, 2019

Muff Pod

A small collection of dried semen collected in a tangle of pubic hairs on or around one's ballsack. Sometimes a combination of sperm, crabs, and sweat together.

Damn, my mom caught me beatin' it, now I've got this huge muff pod yanking on my nuts cause I had no time to clean up.

by ericccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccccc January 12, 2008

Pod-Fucked

when your computer freezes for a couple of minutes after you connect your iPod.

Example 1-
screenname1: (1:00:06 pm) hey whats up?
screenname2: (1:00:30 pm) nothing you
screenname2: (1:03:01 pm) u there?
screenname2: (1:05:12 pm) broo wtf what are you doing
screenname1: (1:05:40 pm) yoo..my bad my comp just got Pod-Fucked

by Tom Ditta April 25, 2008

pod of whales

A group of fat people simultaneously wearing the same large shirt

Bryan's favorite sport was participating in the pod of whales

by The305 November 11, 2019

Pod Racing

When you jerk off two dicks at once. The dicks must be on each side, so it looks like you're pod racing.

Hey baby, bring a friend and we can go pod racing. *joojoojoojoo*

by Jerk Store October 29, 2008