Texan Deadlift

Their partner inserts a catheter into their mans urethra and inflates it, then they yank it out like starting a lawnmower.

I was talkin to John the other day and he had some heartbreaking news, he can't have children anymore because he had a Texan Deadlift.

by SIGMA ENIGMA October 7, 2024

Texan Tub Chub

When your elderly father overestimates his own strength and gets stuck in the bath tub, you have to help him out, and you see his shrivelly willy in the process.

Sarah has been traumatized by the Texan Tub Chub and never wants to see her dad’s junk ever again.

by Nat R. September 6, 2023

Texan cumshake

When you ejaculate in a female as a male and sick the semen out and adding some ice cream made from titty milk and blending it up together making a cum flavored milkshake ot share amongst your freinds

M, m, m! This Texan cumshake is good!

by I'm number jaun August 8, 2022

Texan Cookout

When you put barbecue sauce in someone’s ass or vagina and then you fuck them

We were doing some kinky shit last night I had a Texan Cookout and got Barbecue sauce every where!

by PussyMaster69 October 17, 2019

Spicy Texan

Getting a slblowie from a chick with a dip in, the jizz and dip spit is then deposited into a cup and chugged.

"That bitch is nasty, she gave me a Spicy Texan"

by Metatrøn September 20, 2019

Dirty Texan

The act of defecating while receiving falashio and simultaneously eating a large steak.

I was in a rush getting out of the house yesterday but I was starving, horny and had to take a big wet shit so I asked her for a quick Dirty Texan for the sake of time.

by phiish_stiicks May 12, 2023

National kiss a Texan day

Kiss your favorite Texan on August 7th! Or buy them ranch styled beans, whichever they prefer.

"today's National kiss a Texan day, I have someone in mind but I honestly think that they'd prefer the beans over me."

by Greencity2000 October 23, 2023