A chill but badass guy. successful and confident and kind but takes no disrespect from anyone. Sexy beachbum and a bit of a rum snob.
Stuart I R Jones is a cheeky monkey. Everyone knows this!
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A small, mid-war tank used in WW2
Person 1: "ay, yo got any M5 stuarts?"

Person 2: "No, we got M3 Stuarts tho"
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An NLP trainer who has delved into various modeling projects such as public speaking, counseling, life coaching, business building, weapons shooting. He conducts most of his NLP training in Asia and the US. He can be found at http://www.WorldOfNLP.com
Stuart Tan is a trainer of NLP.
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She is a fat bitch who cant control herself or her annoying kids
Stuart’s mum is a hoe
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A nob gobbling cock swabbler! A man who can fit more cocks in his mouth than all pornstars combined! An arsehole like the channel tunnel and a throat to match!
Fuck me Stuart butchers is a stinker nob gobbling cock swabbler!

Stuart Butchers fucks slot of men
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To be a Stuart Diver is rhyming slang for being a legendary survivor.
Stuart Diver was a ski instructor and the sole survivor of the 1997 Thredbo landslide in New South Wales, Australia. Stuart was lifted to the surface 12 hours after rescuers heard his voice deep in the mass of earth and debris. He was right beside his wife Sally, but his desperate efforts to save her were unsuccessful. He spent the next two-and-a-half days under the rubble in his underwear, with freezing water gushing past. Sixty-five hours after the landslide, Diver was saved, suffering only frostbite.

Stuart Diver is an Aussie legend in our vernacular - as is Steven Bradbury.

Steven Bradbury, whose gold medal was the first ever won by an Australian at the Winter Olympics, was dubbed “the Accidental Hero” after his four rivals all collided, tumbled and sprawled around the ice, leaving him to skate alone past the finish line.
He's a real Stuart Diver!
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