Meatloaf

Meatloaf- a penis not being used often.

This is your big chance Derp. Don't let your meatloaf.

by DerpKnows January 22, 2022

Blue Meatloaf

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.

No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.

by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022

Meatloaf

A literal heartattack in the form of a squishy loaf of brown sadness.

Person: Doctor, I have been feeling really nauseous lately
Doctor: What have you recently ate?
Person: Well for dinner last night I had some meatloaf and I-
Doctor: PREP THE SURGERY ROOM WE GOT A PATIENT WHO CONSUMED MEATLOAF

by yatzeeman541 May 14, 2022

meatloaf

Is used as a safe word during intercourse. Named after the singer in the sense that i’ll do anything for love but i wont do that.

“Meatloaf! Sorry buddy keep it vanilla for now.”

by rosie2.0 May 30, 2022

As smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

That Letitia is wrong

You're as smooth as a porcupine in a vat of meatloaf

by Davidwasnthere November 18, 2021

meatloafing

v. Exuberantly performing to the sweaty max. Exceeding the usual bounds in any endeavour.

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A touch more meatloafing and you maggots will win this battle and live to spill your guts on a different foreign field.r

by gnostic3 January 27, 2022

Tennessee Meatloaf

Tennessee meatloaf(given it has 3 different meats) is when a chick gets banged by 3 dudes of 3 ethnicities at the same time. One in the mouth, one in the B and one in V.

She wasn’t down for a spit roast she wanted all 3, so we gave her a Tennessee meatloaf.

by TheInserter February 1, 2022