Blue Meatloaf

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.

No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.

by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022

Meatloaf

A literal heartattack in the form of a squishy loaf of brown sadness.

Person: Doctor, I have been feeling really nauseous lately
Doctor: What have you recently ate?
Person: Well for dinner last night I had some meatloaf and I-
Doctor: PREP THE SURGERY ROOM WE GOT A PATIENT WHO CONSUMED MEATLOAF

by yatzeeman541 May 14, 2022

meatloaf

Is used as a safe word during intercourse. Named after the singer in the sense that i’ll do anything for love but i wont do that.

“Meatloaf! Sorry buddy keep it vanilla for now.”

by rosie2.0 May 30, 2022

Meatloaf

Meatloaf- a penis not being used often.

This is your big chance Derp. Don't let your meatloaf.

by DerpKnows January 22, 2022

meatloafing

v. Exuberantly performing to the sweaty max. Exceeding the usual bounds in any endeavour.

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A touch more meatloafing and you maggots will win this battle and live to spill your guts on a different foreign field.r

by gnostic3 January 27, 2022

Tennessee Meatloaf

Tennessee meatloaf(given it has 3 different meats) is when a chick gets banged by 3 dudes of 3 ethnicities at the same time. One in the mouth, one in the B and one in V.

She wasn’t down for a spit roast she wanted all 3, so we gave her a Tennessee meatloaf.

by TheInserter February 1, 2022

meatloaf sunrise

You awake your significant other when she is on her period and promptly blow a raspberry on her vagina and then eat her ass out with the spaghetti sauce on your face.

I woke up in my dorm and gave my girlfriend a meatloaf sunrise. She loved it, but now she has to change the sheets.

by myfullGodgivenname March 19, 2023